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Literature, Sex Ed

Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Vol. II

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The Cab Driver It was around noon, I'd woken up at 10AM, and despite the two hours that had passed, I was still in my friend's pajama pants. There was no way I was going to put on my black pencil skirt and suede booties on Saturday morning and cab it back to my place. No, I decided to take the classier route and just not get ready at all. So I excited the building, new table I'd found in the garbage in hand and I hailed a cab. The mustard Ford pulled up in front on me, I tossed my furniture inside along with my disheveled, pajamaed form. "Somewhere on Bleecker St." I said, and I looked out the window to see more awake people walking hand in hand on the beautiful October day. My Cabbie was on the phone, speaking some language I couldn't understand. He got off the phone. "How is your day?" He asked. "So far, so good." "Do you have a husband, boyfriend? Oh, god- I thought. "Boyfriend." I lied. "Lucky guy. Where are you from?" "I'm from where you're taking me." "New York City is a crazy place." "Yeah, but I call it home. How about you?" "India." He said. "Have you ever had a fuck buddy? You should take my number." Jesus Christ, are we there yet?- "No, I don't think my boyfriend would really like that." Should I bother to walk it?'- "How long have you been together?" "Uh-" Searching. "About 6 months." "Oh, not so long. You should take my number in case you guys break up." "No man, I think I'm good." We were circling the park, so close. "You know I see it everyday, married couples, they have mistresses. They get bored. You don't think you'll get bored with the same person" Now he wanted to get into a relationship conversation. "Well I don't think it's a problem with boredom, I think it's a matter of finding the right person." "I always get bored." He said without even thinking about my response. "So what, there's no nice Indian girls you want?" I asked. "No," he grinned, "just a fuck buddy." We were pulling up to my block. "Right up here, on the right." I pulled out my credit card. I swiped. I tipped. And with my hand on the door handle, "Well, I hope you find a nice girl so you don't think we're all boring." I opened the car door, lugged my table out and as I turned he chuckled and said, "I'm never going to change." The table was unstable.
Beauty, Film & TV, Sex Ed

Gossip Girls Gone Wild

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Blake Lively, known for he portrayal of Serena van der Wooodsen on Gossip Girl, more recently for the 37 year-old crackhead mother in The Town and in my dreams as the girl who will supply my future human hair weaves cock-slapped an Australian interviewer recently. When the interviewer asked her about the infamous Taylor Momsen burning her dog's neutered balls (firstly he didn't know how to pronounce neutered) the golden-haired goddess responded with a sarcastic little response and then added,
No, there's no dog ball burning on our set, but if you keep asking me questions like this there will be some ball-busting.
I have never been so proud before, not only is her hair multi-faceted but so is her sarcasm! In related news, Tay-Tay was recently interview by Revolver Magazine, she talks about all her favorite things, like sex tapes and masturbation.
What? Is this not appropriate for a 17 year-old?
If it's a good sex tape, I'll watch it. I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites. But I will say this: That Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video wasn't very good. I wouldn't f--k Tommy Lee... Guys can masturbate. So why can't girls? Why is that such a hidden topic from the world?
Well said! And let's all remember she just turned 17! I can't wait until this bitch is like 22, oh the wisdom that she'll lay on the world then! Via ONTD & ONTD
Literature, Music, Sex Ed

Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Vol. I

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Following in the footsteps of this centuries RadFem, The Duchess herself, Karen Owen of Duke University (the chick who wrote The Fuck List) I have decided to collect my own data. Not in that way, you sicko, it will be a sort of homage, if you will. Now I've been going out a lot recently because, let's face it, MissBleecker needs to get her party on, work hard, play hard, another rule to live by! I'm sure by now your begging me to stop blabbering and explain exactly what I'm blabbering about, and I will. As you can tell it's called "Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless" (I couldn't think of anything shorter) it will (hopefully) be an ongoing series of posts dedicated to all the randos I encounter out in the world: people I will never see again, a chance encounter that would normally make no difference in my life if I'd decided to not glob about it, a person that will never ever read RadCooks, but a person that you might know or might possibly run into one day. It began with an idea of writing about men I'd meet, that would try to pick me up (and fail) but I might consider expanding it all people, we'll see, wherever the wind tends to blow this post. But we will begin this series with a pickup, a dramatization of my adventure last night, and to you, Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless, thanks for the interaction and have a good life... wherever you are! It all began last night, a Saturday, not unlike any other Saturday before it, I was going to watch a friend's band play at a loft party in the Village... *Ripple* *Ripple* *Fade* *Fade* We walked up to a black door and entered, climbed the three flights of rickety stairs to the noise and various smells above us. A jacked out Jersey Shore wannabe was running the entryway, "IDs, $10," he repeated. In return for the party fee we were each given a gold wristband, which would be added to my left hand collection of random bracelets I would be given. When we walked in it was a bit dead, we found our friend, who would later be playing the Casio in what I would refer to as a Kings of Leon/Rock band but trippy. "I'm glad you guys didn't come earlier," he said as he surveyed the crowd, still forming in the late evening. And so we did what any 20-somethings would do as we waited for the festivities to start, we went to the bar. As I approached the bar, which, let's say just for the record, was not actually a bar, but more like a folding table from K-Mart covered with copious amounts of Cuervo Silver, Svedka, various mixers and Red Bull (which I normally hate but had been craving all night.) As I was standing by the bar, somewhat detached from my circle of friends I felt a presence lurking near me, I turned and saw a man checking me out, "Wanna hook up?" he asked me rather curtly. I just looked at him. He chuckled, "I'm just kidding." "Would you be kidding if I'd said 'yes?'" "No, honestly I wouldn't have. Because I don't know you and I don't just do that. Now maybe if I got to know you it'd be a different story." He extended his hand, "Hi, I'm AnAnonymousStranger." "I'm MissBleecker." "Nice to meet you," he said to me with a relaxed grin, "That's step one." And then he was gone, but it wouldn't be my only interaction with this AnonymousStranger. Read more after the JUMP! Continue reading Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Vol. I →
Sex Ed

You’re All A Bunch Of Perverts

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To My Loyal & Deranged Readers, I'd just like to take a post to explain why I always address you, my dear readers, as loyal and deranged. Well the first one is kind of obvious, you are all very loyal; however little I write, however ill thought out it is, however I bash you, you always come back for more and in increasing quantities. Which brings me to my next, you're all a bunch of filthy perverts, and I guess you all have friends (which would account for the traffic.) Now I know that my glob might not be the most PC or PG for that matter, but some of the things that you guys find interesting intrigues me. Here at WordPress we globbers get to review the search engine words that lead the viewer to our globs, and I'll tell you, some of that shit cracks me up. And so I'm compiling a list (duh.) Here are the top 10 weirdo searches that brought you to RadCooks! Enjoy your eccentricities! 10. Vagazzled Pictures 9. Completely Bare, Stippers Spa Club 8. Full Figured Cougar 7. Julie Bowen Nipples 6. Carnie Wilson Nude 5. Map To The Clit 4. Hot Mother And Baby 3. Human Centipede Surgery Explained 2. Centipeding 1. Stripper With Money Glued On So basically you're all a bunch of chubby chasing, MILF fondling, cougar loving, clitoris searching, stripper vagazzeling, human centipeding (?) crazypants! And I love you all! Side Note: Here's the crazy thing, all those searches brought you here, brought us together! Rainbows + Sunshine, <3 MissBleecker UPDATE: A new search engine phrase popped up on my Dashboard today, I think it's the best one yet: "why do gays like liza minnelli and babar." Why indeed?!
Sex Ed

A Feminist’s Guide To Clubbing

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Let me just go on record with saying that I HATE clubs! I think there's nothing more vile than a bunch of drunk bridge and tunnelers rubbing against one another in adorned t-shirts to bad remixes of played out songs in seizure inducing strobe light. With that being said, I somehow found myself at a club this weekend and it brought me back to a time in my life (that I'd rather forget) of when I was a club rat. Yes I know, it's shocking but true. I never really dug the club scene, it was more the dancing I liked, and when I was a younger thing, boy did I like me some dancing. So as I was sitting in this loud, throbbing club, getting a lap dance from three beautiful men at the same time (what can I say? That's how I roll), I pondered to myself, how had I done it and managed to keep my dignity? Let's explore this with the age-old 5Ws & an H! How To Drink? Now for most of the people I know, the general consensus is if you want to enjoy a club you need to be drunk (my freshman year of college testifies to this.) If you want to maintain your swagger and not be all bloaty (a problem if you're donning your Saturday Night Worst) then nix the beer, wine will just make you sleepy, cocktails are an arm and a leg, go with hard liquor... and lots of it! Side Note: I'm not encouraging anyone to get drunk... not unless you want to. Also: Flasks = Friends Who To Avoid/Befriend? Anyone with spiked/gelled hair... so all men in the club. Anyone who dances with their hands, unless they're from Europe. Bouncers. Other girls. Side Note: Girls that you did not go with are not your friends, stick with your own and don't stray from the pack. As for bartenders, they're good-looking for a reason, they want your money. Don't try flirting, they're too busy. Now who you want to be in with is the bathroom attendant, they've got the goods. As the night goes on people drink more and more and with the mixture of skinny bitches, vodka/crans and skin tight hoochie dresses the bathroom line will be long and they will run out of TP. Now unless you're willing to drip-dry, you've got to make friends with the bathroom attendant and she'll hook you up: TP, lollipops, cigarettes, condoms, a spanking paddle (I've been offered all of these.) Also, promoters, if you have a vagina, you get in for free. Now this goes in with drinking, you want hard liquor, who has that? Men who want to meet women get table service, you have to flirt for it, but you can hook yourself up with a free Grey Goose... or in one shameful case, slyfully grab a bottle of Captain Morgan from a group of machismos when they're not looking. I said it was shameful! Read more after the jump! Continue reading A Feminist’s Guide To Clubbing →
Literature, Sex Ed

RadFem Of The Century: The Ho That Boned 13 Duke Athletes And Wrote A Thesis About It

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Name: Unknown Alias: The Whore Of Duke aka The Duchess (MissBleecker dubbed) Birthday: Unknown, but most likely between 1987-1989 Claim To Fame: A Power Point project, which became known as The Fuck List, recently went viral on the internet after a friend of a friend leaked it. The Fuck List is an in depth analysis, written as a faux college thesis, of The Duchess's sexual escapades throughout her years as a Duke co-ed. All the men in the "study" were athletes, popular, boneable by all definitions and the whore got all of them. She met most of them at a local hot-spot called Shooters (sounds Kla$$y) and did most of the fucking while intoxicated. RadFem Worthy: Leave it to Beaver to fuck 13 guys all in the name of science. This ho claims she never wanted the thesis to get out, yet she kept a thorough record of the cute-meet, size, pros and cons of the sex as well as a transcript of several nasty sexts. Mmhmm. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Bitch was all about leaking this shit, why else would she write it in such pithy candor? Regardless, kudos to you Anonymous FuckWhore! You knocked boots with some of the finest physical specimen at a big time smartypants college, good for you! Now some might say that this is airing on the side of reverse-sexism, objectification and even a little misandronistic (not a word, but I'm making it one) and it might very well be all of them, but you know what, I don't care. And why? Because it was done by a woman... and if you read the report most of the guys deserve it. Just kidding, but let this be a warning to all you gents who wish to bed a drunken anonymous strangerlady, the details of your penis, weak game and quick release might wind up on the interweb. Cheerio! Fun Fact: Jezebel posted The Fuck List anonymously and were contacted by both HarperCollins and William Morris for the Duchess's contact information. Homegirl is going to be a best selling author and have a three picture deal by the end of the week. If you want to read the full Fuck List jump! It's like a picture book! Continue reading RadFem Of The Century: The Ho That Boned 13 Duke Athletes And Wrote A Thesis About It →
Art, Beauty, Film & TV, Music, Sex Ed

KATY PERRY: The Ironic Feminist

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Katy Perry's been on everyone's radio, television, computer screen and various other implements of technology for a couple years now. As a facet of popular culture Katy isn't granted much nevermind, her music is taken at face value as something to grind up on a stranger to in a crowded club that your friend dragged you to, because she's had a rough week and she really just wants to dance but you really just want to stay in, open a bottle of wine and watch Saturday Night Live even if it's not been that good lately. I digress... What I was saying is that no one really dissects her music because, as it is pop music, most people don't really feel the need to read into it. (Just listen to it, you ear-bud drone!) The first time I heard California Gurls I was like, "Catchy, but not my cup of tea." (I'm a rocker!) And then I saw the video and then I watched it again and something clicked. Katy Perry might not be just another pretty, dumb, pop singer. Maybe she's smart, maybe she's trying to say something... maybe she's a feminist in centerfold clothing! And so I present to you, without further adieu (because there's already been far too much adieu): Katy Perry: The Ironic Feminist! Click the links below to get schooled by MissBleecker and my special guest blogger, Prof.PurplePants! LET'S TAKE A JOURNEY! Introduction: The Ironic Feminist Chapter 1: A Brief History of Katy Perry Chapter 2: Music Video Anthology Chapter 3: In Concert: The 'Hello, Katy' Tour 2009 Chapter 4: Ur So Gay: Tools & The Women Who Love Them Chapter 5: I Kissed A Girl: Every Man's Fantasy Chapter 6: Hot N Cold: The Myth Of The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Chapter 7: California Gurls: Sugary Sweet & Fake As Tits Chapter 8: Teenage Dream: The Follies Of Youth Chapter 9: Will Cotton's Cover Art by Prof.PurplePants Conclusion: That's What She Said
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Sex Ed

HUMP DAY: Vamp Sex, Teen Sex, Racist Porn, Celebrity Porn, Viagra, The #s Game & Twincest!!!

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True Blood Rolling Stone Cover
The September issue of Rolling Stone features a blood splattered threesome: True Blood's Oscar Winner Anna Paquin, fiance Stephen Moyer & Swedish Sex-Bomb Alexander Skarsgard. (I wouldn't mind getting in the middle of that Vampwich!)
Teenage Sex: It Won't Ruin Your Life
The study reported that teens in committed relationships did not appear to have lower GPAs than those who abstained from sex. However, it appears that the loosey goosies out there are a little dumber than the average one-partner-pumba.
Porn: Sexy Racism
But like in any industry minorities (and women) are generally marginalized. However, the porn industry is unique because it is the one industry in which women can demand more money than men and the racial diversity is certainly more prevalent than in feature films.
Fishburne Shuns Daughter For Sex Tape Release
Speaking of Porn... Montana Fishburne is in the news again! For those of you who haven't heard Montana Fishburne (daughter of Lawrence) is releasing a personal sex tape through Vivid Entertainment.
Love & Other Drugs Movie Trailer
A beautiful love story about an asshole who meets his match, only to find out that she's actually dying, set against the backdrop of the initial release of Viagra.
The #s Game: Women's Sexual Partners
The #s Game is a tricky one to play. Rarely is there a winner, most of the times either partner comes off looking prude or slutty, neither of which is very flattering. However for these prudey sluts, they're in a whole other league of #s play. Shout it from the rooftops ladies!
Twincest: The Joy Of Sharing Identical DNA
Hugh Heffner's ex-twin-girlfriends, 20 year-old Kristina and Karissa Shannon decided a little family PDA was in order. And so this picture came about of the identical twin sister wannabe playmates kissing.
So you're probably wondering what this is. Well, dear readers, this is the new format of RadCooks! Yes RadCooks is finally getting the well-needed internal makeover it deserves! With mounting responsibility and shortened free time, MissBleecker is beginning to feel the pangs of loosing touch with her Radioactive roots. So, in an effort to combat fatigue and general globbing laziness, I've decided to take a new approach. Every day there is going to be a different post on a category from the Radioactive Repertoire, and it will sum up all the best comings and goings of the previous week in said category. What does this look like? I'm glad you asked! Here's the rundown of what you readers have to look forward to (if I keep my word and work everything out.) Monday is Concession Stand, the Films/TV update. Tuesday is Beauty Binge, the Beauty update. Wednesday is Hump Day, the Sex update. Thursday is Music Notes, the Music update. Friday is The Rag Times, the Literature update. And Sunday is Weekend Purge, which will be a general update of everything that happened over the weekend. So that's the rundown. I hope this new format can be mutually beneficial in which it saves me time and effort and allows, you, the reader, to get a lot of information about many things and in all categories of popular culture... but mostly it's to save me time. So here's the first update, it's fitting that Hump Day is the first installment. I hope you all enjoy. Here's something to get you through the week! You've made it over the hump... it's all downhill from here!
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Film & TV, Politics, Sex Ed

Bill O’Rielly’s Got Daddy Issues

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So my second favorite Republican, Bill O'Rielly, obviously my first is Anne Coulter (love that bitch) is playing the game of "how man people can I offend with my ill-informed comments" again. Well Bill, you've got my attention. Billy-boy had two blonde hos on his show to bash Jennifer Aniston for the comment she made on women being single mothers. Aniston said, "Women are realizing more and more knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have a child." Instead of being offended by the obvious lack in grammar in that statement, Bill became outraged for fathers everywhere, saying that she's "diminishing" the role of a father... or she could just be saying that if a woman can't find or doesn't want a partner, that she has the option of having a baby. Side Note: This whole argument started because Aniston is staring in a new movie, The Switch, it's about a woman who decides to stop waiting for a man and have a baby via artificial insemination... and then somewhere along the line Jason Bateman drunkenly spills her sperm and refills it with his own swift swimmers. The blonde hos (I can say this because I am one... blonde, not a ho... oh shut up!) go on and kind of back up O'Reilly and unintentionally defend Aniston bashing fathers (even though she didn't, I don't know, they're dumb). Anyway... here's my biggest problem with this whole segment, Gretchen Carlson thinks that Jen said what she said because she's a "41 year-old single woman, who's never been married." Um hello! Have you been under a rock for the past decade? She was married to People's Sexiest Man Alive, maybe you've heard of him, his name's Brad Pitt. God, someone get this woman a tabloid! She has no right going on a sophisticated show like Bill O'Rielly's without being informed of the facts! Just for the record, I was raised by a single mother, my father was never a part of my life and I turned out just fine. I graduated from a great school, I have an awesome job, I started a little blog called RadCooks, I have superior friends, I even go on the occasional date. I have absolutely no so-called "daddy issues" to deal with. Now excuse me while I go home and fuck the 59 year-old mustached man waiting in my bed. Here's the segment, Billy-boy and his two bimbettes. Here's the trailer for that dumbass movie. Via ONTD
Film & TV, Sex Ed

It’s Like A Female Shawshank Redemption Directed By Michael Bay

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For all you men who just don't get the whole Twilight phenomenon... I'm right there with you... but I do hear that the movies do pretty well with the females, mostly for two reasons: Edward & Jacob. For those of you who want to relate better to your female counterparts, here's a little YouTube video that might be able to explain some of the hype in the best way they could. Happy Friday, enjoy! OMG, you watched it right?! Good, I've been wanting to tell this joke for a while. So what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ... Give up? Okay here's the punchline... "See you next month." Get it? Shut up, you're gross!