A new season of Orange is the New Black is coming back to Netflix on June 17th. For those of you, like myself, that think it's too far away, here's a sneak peek of what's to come. OITNB released some stills from the anticipated return of the Litchfield gang. These photos bring up so many questions: is Alex alive? Are Gloria and Red working together now? Is Piper's trust-no-bitch attitude rubbing her fellow inmates wrong? Do they end up starting a prison riot by uniting the races? Who are all these new women?! One thing I know for sure, 3 months is way to long to wait for answers.
The always Kla$$y Ke$ha covers the December/January issue of Complex Magazine. Now there's a lot we know about Ke$ha: she likes glitter, whiskey, beards and churning out chart topping party anthems (her latest single We R Who We R debuted at #1 on Billboard.) But as it turns out, Ke$ha is a little more complex (see what I did there?) than your average ripped tights, glittered up, blonde pop singer.
10 Things You Didn't Know About Ke$ha
1. She threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
2. She got 1500 on her SATs (back when that was a really good score)
3. She gets turned on by quarters
4. She's open to women
5. She doesn't "know" who Uffie is
6. A chill night is drinking wine and watching Eastbound & Down
7. Her VMA garbage bag dress was a response to being called "garbage chic"
8. She lived in a squatter house where The Eagles recorded
9. She dumped her last boyfriend (Drummer Alex Carapetis) for acting like a woman
10. The infamous P. Diddy opening line in Tik ToK was inspired by waking up surrounded by beautiful women
Check out a behind the scenes video from her Complex Shoot. [vodpod id=Video.4974927&w=425&h=350&fv=]
To My Loyal & Deranged Readers,
I'd just like to take a post to explain why I always address you, my dear readers, as loyal and deranged. Well the first one is kind of obvious, you are all very loyal; however little I write, however ill thought out it is, however I bash you, you always come back for more and in increasing quantities. Which brings me to my next, you're all a bunch of filthy perverts, and I guess you all have friends (which would account for the traffic.) Now I know that my glob might not be the most PC or PG for that matter, but some of the things that you guys find interesting intrigues me.
Here at WordPress we globbers get to review the search engine words that lead the viewer to our globs, and I'll tell you, some of that shit cracks me up. And so I'm compiling a list (duh.) Here are the top 10 weirdo searches that brought you to RadCooks! Enjoy your eccentricities!
10. Vagazzled Pictures
9. Completely Bare, Stippers Spa Club
8. Full Figured Cougar
7. Julie Bowen Nipples
6. Carnie Wilson Nude
5. Map To The Clit
4. Hot Mother And Baby
3. Human Centipede Surgery Explained
2. Centipeding
1. Stripper With Money Glued On
So basically you're all a bunch of chubby chasing, MILF fondling, cougar loving, clitoris searching, stripper vagazzeling, human centipeding (?) crazypants! And I love you all!
Side Note: Here's the crazy thing, all those searches brought you here, brought us together!
Rainbows + Sunshine,
<3 MissBleeckerUPDATE: A new search engine phrase popped up on my Dashboard today, I think it's the best one yet: "why do gays like liza minnelli and babar." Why indeed?!
The Roffle - A Creepy toy, displayed dangling from the ceiling in an Autogrille (or fancy Italian gas station.) I'm assuming the origin of these laughing animals is from the new age text language word ROFL or rolling on the floor laughing.
Bad Santa - Santa shows the ladies what he's going to do to those of us who've been naughty.
Read on for 8 more fun things from Italy. NSFW to follow!Continue reading 10 Fun Things I Found In Italy→
A little while back I saw a terrifying teaser trailer for a new horror movie called The Human Centipede. The premise, from what I've surmised from the trailer, is a doctor who realizes his fantasy of creating a human centipede (duh), a group of people physically connected by their gastric system. When I first heard about this my first thought was, "What the fuck, that's sick!" followed shortly by, "but how would it work?" Well, the good filmmakers have answered my second question by giving us sketches. YAY! (Not)
Read MissBleecker's full review of The Human Centipede!
Here's the teaser trailer, this shit is graphic (even if it's implied graphicness.) If you can't stomach (pun) this video, please don't look at the gallery.
Here's the gallery you've all been waiting for! Happy sketches of ass-to-mouth surgery!
So, I still don't know the correct spelling, Vagazzle or Vajazzle, Completely Bare, the spa that offers the service spells it Vajazzle, but refers to the service as "completely bare with a Flair." Regardless, the first Vagazzle/Vajazzle post is by far my most popular, sickos! And so, in honor of that ill-fated post I shall give the people what they want! Below is the original video of Jennifer Love Hewitt on George Lopez talking about her Disco Ball!
Completely Bare is a spa, with 3 locations in Manhattan and 1 in Scarsdale (random.) The Vajazzling treatment itself will run you $115, but before you're able to encrust your cooter with crystals you'll need to plow you're lady garden; a completely bare Wax (a thorough wax removing everything, front to back) will run you $82. Which means you can drop almost $200 on your vagina in one visit to the Completely Bare Spa, not including numbing cream (which for some reason costs extra!), tax and tip (tip well!)
I said in my last Vajazzle post that I was on the fence as to whether or not this was a good idea; I've since formulated a thought! I think women should get Vajazzled! Since I don't think vajazzling is something women do strictly for men, I think it's something only a woman can truly enjoy, I would definitely do it! Vajazzling is a feminist expression, celebrating the vagina! So go on girl, frost yourself (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days reference)!
And for the rest of you sickos out there, I know this is what you really wanted, PICTURES! Feast your eyes!
