To My Loyal & Deranged Readers, I'd just like to take a post to explain why I always address you, my dear readers, as loyal and deranged. Well the first one is kind of obvious, you are all very loyal; however little I write, however ill thought out it is, however I bash you, you always come back for more and in increasing quantities. Which brings me to my next, you're all a bunch of filthy perverts, and I guess you all have friends (which would account for the traffic.) Now I know that my glob might not be the most PC or PG for that matter, but some of the things that you guys find interesting intrigues me. Here at WordPress we globbers get to review the search engine words that lead the viewer to our globs, and I'll tell you, some of that shit cracks me up. And so I'm compiling a list (duh.) Here are the top 10 weirdo searches that brought you to RadCooks! Enjoy your eccentricities! 10. Vagazzled Pictures 9. Completely Bare, Stippers Spa Club 8. Full Figured Cougar 7. Julie Bowen Nipples 6. Carnie Wilson Nude 5. Map To The Clit 4. Hot Mother And Baby 3. Human Centipede Surgery Explained 2. Centipeding 1. Stripper With Money Glued On So basically you're all a bunch of chubby chasing, MILF fondling, cougar loving, clitoris searching, stripper vagazzeling, human centipeding (?) crazypants! And I love you all! Side Note: Here's the crazy thing, all those searches brought you here, brought us together! Rainbows + Sunshine, <3 MissBleecker UPDATE: A new search engine phrase popped up on my Dashboard today, I think it's the best one yet: "why do gays like liza minnelli and babar." Why indeed?!