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Best Of RadCooks 2010

What a year it's been! 2010 was Radioactive Cookies' inaugural year and I think we did a pretty great job! Since it's inception on February 24, 2010, RadCooks has received almost 30,000 hits and I couldn't be happier! In honor of the New Year, we of course need to recap all the amazingness of 2010. So here's a best of list that'll make you laugh, cry and probably cringe. 5 Most Visited Posts 1. PHAT GIRLS: 25 Hot Full Figured Women In Hollywood: All you skinny bitches can move aside because 2010 was the year of the big girl! As a proud curvaceous woman myself, I am so happy that the chubby chasers of the world have made Phat Girls my #1 most visited post the year! 2. RadFem To Watch: Jaclyn Santos: Thanks to a Tweet from the RedFem herself, Jaclyn Santos, this post received 2nd honors! Thanks Jaclyn, we hope to see more of you in 2010! 3. HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms: Mother's Day 2010 was my busiest day of the year. With the most posts I've ever done, I also received the most viewership. Shame on you all for reading my glob instead of spending quality time with your mommy! 4. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE: A Look At Ass-To-Mouth Surgery: The Human Centipede, what can I say? Those of you that read this post along with honorable mention THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE Review I just want to let you know that you are all very sick and you are not alone! 5. VAJAZZLE With A "J" & VAGAZZLED aka Swarovski Pubes: Let's not forget my Vajazzled posts! The pair, tied for 5th place were some of my very first posts! Though I can't take all the credit, I have to give a shout out to Bryce Gruber who took one for the team and had her lady garden bedazzeled on camera! MissBleecker's Top 5 Posts 1. KATY PERRY: The Ironic Feminist: Who could forget my massive and incredibly late Katy Perry post? Not only was this one of my most extensive posts but it was also one of the funnest. Let's not forget it introduced Prof.PurplePants! 2. CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S "NOT MYSELF TONIGHT": A Lesson In Radical Feminism: One of my top rated posts, NMT was a great song that I felt was seriously underrated. And of course, I'll always have a spot in my heart and on my glob for my #1 girl Christina Aguilera! 3. AUTO-FELLATIO: Sampling Your Own Pancakes: Oh auto-fellatio, you almost made it into the top 5! What can I say, it was a simpler time when I could write about a man pleasuring himself orally, though I have heard of a slight demand for an autolingus post... 4. The No Makeup Week Series: A great week of my life was spent au natural for you good people. It was a really great experience and hopefully the first of more to come in personal experiments! 5. RadFem Of The Century: The Ho That Boned 13 Duke Athletes And Wrote A Thesis About It: How could we forget the Duke Fuck List author Karen Owen? This was your year girl, relish in it! 5 Posts You Didn't Read But Should 1. The Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Series: This series is a personal favorite of mine. With three volumes down, I hope to keep you updated on the awfully bad attempts made at yours truly. 2. The 2010 Oscar Predictions and Outcomes Posts: I really cannot believe that there were so few readers of my 2010 Oscar posts. Not only did I predict nearly all the winners (yeah, you could have cleaned up in your office pool) but I analyzed the Oscars through a feminist and political lens. Let's not have the same fate for Oscar Watch 2011! 3. MissBleecker Goes To Washington: I was on a bus for 10 hours in one day, I missed all of my friends, I wore cookies on my breasts, and I came home to keep the party going for Halloween as Ke$ha and you still didn't read my post?! 4. The Theory of Sexual Economics Pt. 1 & Pt. 2: I have to admit these posts were a bit off collar for RadCooks but interesting nonetheless. Check them out to see what personality type is your best match according to me! 5. “THE RUNAWAYS” REVIEW: Men, You Can’t Stomach This Kind Of Gore: Now I will admit, having seen The Runaways, it was not the best movie of the year, it wasn't the worst either. It just didn't get much recognition either way, as my review did. However, I attended a screening with Joan Jett and she had some insider scoop that any rock 'n roller would love to read! Well there you have it, the Best Of RadCooks Lists 2010! I hope you all had a great year! I can't wait for 2011, I'm sure it'll be as disastrous a year in pop culture as 2010 was!

NO MAKEUP WEEK: Day 6 – Tuesday

So you might have noticed that RadCooks has undergone a slight face lift. The much needed changes to my glob's theme have come about due to boredom and an inability to grasp advanced CSS editing skills within a work day. You'll hopefully be seeing more changes to RadCooks once I master the art of web design; and for those of you who are not familiar, that shit is pretty fucking hard, but until then, I leave you with a slightly more colorful, personalized and RADiant RadCooks. I like the houndstooth! Feeling Feelings What to say about Day 6? I started writing yesterday and it turned into something that was deep and somewhat surprising, so I'll expound upon those thoughts for my conclusion. However, what my stream of consciousness showed me was that this experiment has become a lot more personal than I'd originally intended. With the end drawing near, I need to ask myself why I did this and what I expected to get out of it. I honestly did it because I thought I couldn't. When I read the original Jezebel post I thought it would be fun to challenge myself and glob about the crazy hyjinks that my makeupless face would surely get me into. I must say, this week has been a bit more hyjinky than normal, and when you read Day 7's post it would just be that the universe decided to have my last day of No Makeup Week coincide with another major event (details to come.) Anyway, back to the point I was making before I rudely interrupted myself, I feel as if this experiment has become more than just something fun and challenging, it's become personal to me. I've begun to question what I see when I look in the mirror, what people see when they look at me, beauty in general. What I thought was one way has proven to be another and now I feel that on Thursday, life after No Makeup Week is either (a) going to change my perception of my face and beauty forever or (b) just be something I globbed about when I was young. What scares me most is how vulnerable I've been over the past week; I've taken down my most physical barrier between myself and the world and I'm presenting myself as I am and not the perfect image I wish to be. More so, dear reader, I'm being completely open and honest with you. What's happened over the past week was an unexpected switcheroo, you're no longer reading words written by MissBleecker, this is pure me.

HUMP DAY: Vamp Sex, Teen Sex, Racist Porn, Celebrity Porn, Viagra, The #s Game & Twincest!!!

True Blood Rolling Stone Cover
The September issue of Rolling Stone features a blood splattered threesome: True Blood's Oscar Winner Anna Paquin, fiance Stephen Moyer & Swedish Sex-Bomb Alexander Skarsgard. (I wouldn't mind getting in the middle of that Vampwich!)
Teenage Sex: It Won't Ruin Your Life
The study reported that teens in committed relationships did not appear to have lower GPAs than those who abstained from sex. However, it appears that the loosey goosies out there are a little dumber than the average one-partner-pumba.
Porn: Sexy Racism
But like in any industry minorities (and women) are generally marginalized. However, the porn industry is unique because it is the one industry in which women can demand more money than men and the racial diversity is certainly more prevalent than in feature films.
Fishburne Shuns Daughter For Sex Tape Release
Speaking of Porn... Montana Fishburne is in the news again! For those of you who haven't heard Montana Fishburne (daughter of Lawrence) is releasing a personal sex tape through Vivid Entertainment.
Love & Other Drugs Movie Trailer
A beautiful love story about an asshole who meets his match, only to find out that she's actually dying, set against the backdrop of the initial release of Viagra.
The #s Game: Women's Sexual Partners
The #s Game is a tricky one to play. Rarely is there a winner, most of the times either partner comes off looking prude or slutty, neither of which is very flattering. However for these prudey sluts, they're in a whole other league of #s play. Shout it from the rooftops ladies!
Twincest: The Joy Of Sharing Identical DNA
Hugh Heffner's ex-twin-girlfriends, 20 year-old Kristina and Karissa Shannon decided a little family PDA was in order. And so this picture came about of the identical twin sister wannabe playmates kissing.
So you're probably wondering what this is. Well, dear readers, this is the new format of RadCooks! Yes RadCooks is finally getting the well-needed internal makeover it deserves! With mounting responsibility and shortened free time, MissBleecker is beginning to feel the pangs of loosing touch with her Radioactive roots. So, in an effort to combat fatigue and general globbing laziness, I've decided to take a new approach. Every day there is going to be a different post on a category from the Radioactive Repertoire, and it will sum up all the best comings and goings of the previous week in said category. What does this look like? I'm glad you asked! Here's the rundown of what you readers have to look forward to (if I keep my word and work everything out.) Monday is Concession Stand, the Films/TV update. Tuesday is Beauty Binge, the Beauty update. Wednesday is Hump Day, the Sex update. Thursday is Music Notes, the Music update. Friday is The Rag Times, the Literature update. And Sunday is Weekend Purge, which will be a general update of everything that happened over the weekend. So that's the rundown. I hope this new format can be mutually beneficial in which it saves me time and effort and allows, you, the reader, to get a lot of information about many things and in all categories of popular culture... but mostly it's to save me time. So here's the first update, it's fitting that Hump Day is the first installment. I hope you all enjoy. Here's something to get you through the week! You've made it over the hump... it's all downhill from here!

Where In The World Is MissBleecker?!

To My Loyal & Deranged Readers, Where in the world is MissBleecker?! I'm sure that over the past few weeks this question has not only plagued your thoughts but tormented your dreams and perhaps even made you a little suspicious that I've been off gallivanting and writing for someone other than you. Well if that's what you thought, then you'd be correct. Dearest readers the search is over as MissBleecker's alter-ego (the regular one, BORING) has found a job. It's true, the Kla$$ier part of my mind is getting paid for legitimate work in the entertainment industry, and yes there's a bit of keyboard fingering involved. But back to the goods... I would apologize for not writing, but as I don't get paid for this (yet, *wink* *wink* advertisers!) I am not sorry! In all seriousness though, I want to do my best to bring my pre and post-grad lives together and keep you all informed and entertained with (mostly, but sometimes not) mindless bites. So what can you, the reader come to expect from the new RadCooks? Well for one, there are going to be less posts. Sorry but I am no longer spending my days in my PJs lying on a futon (as attractive that idea is, it's not really a sustainable lifestyle.) Ah, but don't fret my little babies, you'll still get the same bites, Cosmo recaps and snarky commentary as before. What's even better is I'm going to try (emphasis on TRY) to up the quality of my original posts, starting with a Retrospective on Katy Perry! Exciting! Look for that one this weekend. So sit on your mittens and hold on like hell (I don't know what that means) because RadCooks is going through some changes. I hope to keep you all along for the ride. Keep commenting, keep sharing posts and for God's sake will you bitches throw me some ideas? My brain is starting to hurt! Rainbows + Sunshine, <3 MissBleecker

I Feel Closer To You Already!

With the all the great traffic and comments I've been getting I wanted to reach out to all you sickos out there! You can follow me on Twitter now! Yes, I've given in! And if you want you can even email me with your questions, comments, suggestions and the occasional prison correspondence! Follow Radioactive Cookies on Twitter https://twitter.com/RadCooks Email MissBleecker with questions, comments and suggestions. MissBleecker@gmail.com

Radioactive Cookies Under Construction

Dear Faithful & Deranged Readers, I want to thank you all for your ongoing support of my glob, RadCooks! The traffic it's been getting is far more than I could ever have imagined. I've been a bit slow with the posts recently, mostly because of school and completing my three jobs, however... I am now free of responsibility! Yes, I am unemployed and without school, crashing on my friends futon, blogging during the day in my pajamas, watching reruns of America: The Story of Us and taking care of our joint custody Digital Pet, Ursela. Anyway... this means I will be posting more. Even better, I got graduation money! And so I will be redesigning my glob. Check back soon for a whole new Radioactive Cookies! Rainbows & Sunshine, MissBleecker PS June Cosmo Recap Coming Soon!!!

AMERICA’S NEW CORN: The Theory Of Sexual Economics Pt 2

Well... here we are again. It seems I've been a tad negligent to one of my RadCooks categories. When I revamped this glob, I took it from only hypotheticals and expanded it to everything satirical and feminist. Sadly, I have forgotten my roots, and so I shall go back to them. I was looking through my favorite feminist blog, Jezebel and it came to me. I read an article that seemed to be about a lot of things: fembots, porn, oversexualized children, Heidi Montag, ect. And I thought to myself, I said, "Bleecker, you need to write about this, but you need to make it your own and you need to make it structured, or else you'll go on and on in the opening paragraph about nothing and no one wants to read that." Of course I'm not doing that now... And so I thought and a light bulb flicked on. Sexual Economics! Sounds beautiful doesn't it? Well it's a new theory I have and it goes a little something like this... Hypothetically speaking... do we produce sex because there is a demand for it, or is there a demand sex because it is mass produced? Sex is fast, cheap, easy and accessible. We churn it out on a daily basis in mass. But do we have the capacity to consume it at the level it's being produced, or is sex soon becoming the next corn? Advertising. We are told to buy and we comply. Psychologists, group studies... all show advertisers how to best market a product. Will a product sell, even if there is no demand for it? I think the Snuggie speaks volumes on that. Continue reading AMERICA’S NEW CORN: The Theory Of Sexual Economics Pt 2

RadCooks Glob: 1,000 Bite Milestone!

You like me, you really do like me! I'm super excited to see that in the month this glob has been active it's reached over 1,000 hits! I know I've been a little absent lately, my ultimate plan of having this glob overtake my school work is semi-working, but I also do want to graduate, thus my absence. However, to commemorate my 1,000 bite status (which is no huge deal, but music to my ears) I'm going to be bestowing upon you good readers 5 new posts soon! Yes, count them, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 new posts! Including 2, not just 1, two-parter posts! So thanks again, Sally, take it away! And just for shits and giggles, here's something to make this post a little less all about me and little more posty. Below is the new promo fro Glee!

Do You Remembah?! (EWF Reference)

Do you? Do you remember? It doesn't seem like so long ago that I made this (some say epic) failed attempt to reach out to the masses and bestow my anti-knowledge unto the world. Well, I'm back... again. Revamping the wearied Hypothetically Speaking... Blog, which, like one of my favorite TV shows, Freaks and Geeks was brutally snuffed out in it's freshman year, or in this case, entry. And so, as the old saying goes, and as I go because I know a lot of old sayings, out with the old and in with the new. Welcome to Radioactive Cookies or RadCooks as it would now be abbreved. Don't you hate modern laziness?! Please don't try to discern anything from the title, it came to me in a dream, literally, and quite rightly summarizes what you will be reading here. Continue reading Do You Remembah?! (EWF Reference)