Tag Archives: RadFem

RadFem Jr. Edition: Willow Smith

Name: Willow Camille Reign Smith Birthday: October 31, 2000 Side Note: I think it's awesome that she's born on the best day of the year but also slightly creepy that someone born this millennia is physically capable of whipping anything. Kids these days! Quote:
Don't let haters keep me off my grind Keep my head up i know i'll be fine Keep fighting until i get there When i'm down and i feel like giving up I whip my hair back and forth
Claim To Fame: She's the spawn of charming Scientologists Will Smith & Jada Pinkett-Smith. RadFem Worthy: More importantly than who her parents are, but BabyG is only 9 and she's already been in 5 movies, she's signed with Jay-Z's record label Roc Nation and Whip My Hair is poised to be the next Dirt Off Your Shoulders. The song is really a feminist anthem, Willow wants to encourage young girls to be themselves, let their hair down and shake off the haters. Brings a tear to my eye! Fun Fact: She's too damn young to have any fun facts, just watch her video. [vodpod id=Video.4705705&w=425&h=350&fv=]

Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Vol. I

Following in the footsteps of this centuries RadFem, The Duchess herself, Karen Owen of Duke University (the chick who wrote The Fuck List) I have decided to collect my own data. Not in that way, you sicko, it will be a sort of homage, if you will. Now I've been going out a lot recently because, let's face it, MissBleecker needs to get her party on, work hard, play hard, another rule to live by! I'm sure by now your begging me to stop blabbering and explain exactly what I'm blabbering about, and I will. As you can tell it's called "Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless" (I couldn't think of anything shorter) it will (hopefully) be an ongoing series of posts dedicated to all the randos I encounter out in the world: people I will never see again, a chance encounter that would normally make no difference in my life if I'd decided to not glob about it, a person that will never ever read RadCooks, but a person that you might know or might possibly run into one day. It began with an idea of writing about men I'd meet, that would try to pick me up (and fail) but I might consider expanding it all people, we'll see, wherever the wind tends to blow this post. But we will begin this series with a pickup, a dramatization of my adventure last night, and to you, Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless, thanks for the interaction and have a good life... wherever you are! It all began last night, a Saturday, not unlike any other Saturday before it, I was going to watch a friend's band play at a loft party in the Village... *Ripple* *Ripple* *Fade* *Fade* We walked up to a black door and entered, climbed the three flights of rickety stairs to the noise and various smells above us. A jacked out Jersey Shore wannabe was running the entryway, "IDs, $10," he repeated. In return for the party fee we were each given a gold wristband, which would be added to my left hand collection of random bracelets I would be given. When we walked in it was a bit dead, we found our friend, who would later be playing the Casio in what I would refer to as a Kings of Leon/Rock band but trippy. "I'm glad you guys didn't come earlier," he said as he surveyed the crowd, still forming in the late evening. And so we did what any 20-somethings would do as we waited for the festivities to start, we went to the bar. As I approached the bar, which, let's say just for the record, was not actually a bar, but more like a folding table from K-Mart covered with copious amounts of Cuervo Silver, Svedka, various mixers and Red Bull (which I normally hate but had been craving all night.) As I was standing by the bar, somewhat detached from my circle of friends I felt a presence lurking near me, I turned and saw a man checking me out, "Wanna hook up?" he asked me rather curtly. I just looked at him. He chuckled, "I'm just kidding." "Would you be kidding if I'd said 'yes?'" "No, honestly I wouldn't have. Because I don't know you and I don't just do that. Now maybe if I got to know you it'd be a different story." He extended his hand, "Hi, I'm AnAnonymousStranger." "I'm MissBleecker." "Nice to meet you," he said to me with a relaxed grin, "That's step one." And then he was gone, but it wouldn't be my only interaction with this AnonymousStranger. Read more after the JUMP! Continue reading Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Vol. I

RadFem Of The Century: The Ho That Boned 13 Duke Athletes And Wrote A Thesis About It

Name: Unknown Alias: The Whore Of Duke aka The Duchess (MissBleecker dubbed) Birthday: Unknown, but most likely between 1987-1989 Claim To Fame: A Power Point project, which became known as The Fuck List, recently went viral on the internet after a friend of a friend leaked it. The Fuck List is an in depth analysis, written as a faux college thesis, of The Duchess's sexual escapades throughout her years as a Duke co-ed. All the men in the "study" were athletes, popular, boneable by all definitions and the whore got all of them. She met most of them at a local hot-spot called Shooters (sounds Kla$$y) and did most of the fucking while intoxicated. RadFem Worthy: Leave it to Beaver to fuck 13 guys all in the name of science. This ho claims she never wanted the thesis to get out, yet she kept a thorough record of the cute-meet, size, pros and cons of the sex as well as a transcript of several nasty sexts. Mmhmm. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Bitch was all about leaking this shit, why else would she write it in such pithy candor? Regardless, kudos to you Anonymous FuckWhore! You knocked boots with some of the finest physical specimen at a big time smartypants college, good for you! Now some might say that this is airing on the side of reverse-sexism, objectification and even a little misandronistic (not a word, but I'm making it one) and it might very well be all of them, but you know what, I don't care. And why? Because it was done by a woman... and if you read the report most of the guys deserve it. Just kidding, but let this be a warning to all you gents who wish to bed a drunken anonymous strangerlady, the details of your penis, weak game and quick release might wind up on the interweb. Cheerio! Fun Fact: Jezebel posted The Fuck List anonymously and were contacted by both HarperCollins and William Morris for the Duchess's contact information. Homegirl is going to be a best selling author and have a three picture deal by the end of the week. If you want to read the full Fuck List jump! It's like a picture book! Continue reading RadFem Of The Century: The Ho That Boned 13 Duke Athletes And Wrote A Thesis About It

RadFem To Watch: Jaclyn Santos

While living on my friend's futon he had me watch a new Bravo show called Work of Art, which is much like any other Bravo show, in that it's an elimination based, competition style show for something hipstery. The cast of characters on the show is pretty interesting, you've got your lesbian who undresses the hot, angsty straight girl with her eyes, the adorable gay guy who paints auto-follatio (and misspells it), you've got the crazy insomniac, OCD psycho-pants who ejaculates on his art and then you've got the rail-thin, beauty, radical feminist painter known as Jaclyn Santos. Jaclyn's work is RadFem worthy in the fact that she exploits the female form and manipulates body composure and expression to make a statement about the female experience. In the latest episode of Work of Art the artists were asked to create something shocking. Jaclyn immediately stripped down and took some nudey MySpace style pics and created an interactive tryptic that allowed the audience to draw on and deface her photographs. She's a firecracker and now a personal heroin of Radioactive Cookies. Here are a few of her pieces, check out her website for more!

RadFem Of The Week: Julie Bowen

Name: Julie Bowen Luetkemeyer Alias: Julie Bowen Birthday: March 3, 1970 Claim to Fame: Julie Bowen is most recently known for starring in the ABC comedy Modern Family as Claire Dunphy. You also might remember her as Jack's sometimes paralyzed wife on Lost and if you can remember way back as Virginia Venit in Happy Gilmore. RadFem Worthy: Julie might seem like an uptight version of the girl next door, but when she bared her breasts on George Lopez, and showed America that breastfeeding is a natural and healthy part of life, she really made in impression on people. This hot mom of three continues to break the rules and for that Julie Bowen, Radioactive Cookies salutes you! Fun Fact: She has a pacemaker. And here's the interview that made her RadFem of the week, her interview with George Lopez talking about the double football hold!

RadFem Of The Week: Ke$ha

Name: Kesha Rose Serbert Alias: Ke$ha Birthday: March 1, 1987 Claim to Fame: She was the female vocals on Flo-rida's hit Right Round and followed it up with her own hit Tik Tok. RadFem Worthy: Ke$ha has certainly Klassed it up since appearing on the scene with Tik Tok. Her latest video, Your Love Is My Drug, artistically speaking is actually really impressive... for Ke$ha at least. But let's be frank, she's my going out icon. If it's not a Ke$ha night, it's not a night worth not remembering. Quote: I don't really care where you live at Just turn around boy, let me hit that Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat Just show me where your dicks at Fun Fact: Ke$ha and her family were featured on an episode of The Simple Life; you remember that show, it was about Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie traveling the country, slumming it, that of course was back when they were relevant. In the episode Paris and Nicole try to find Ke$ha's hippie mother a boyfriend. I can see Ke$ha has inherited her mother's stanards in men, "Hippie, spiritual, can't be a dumbass, he can't live in his car." Side note: Those are my qualifications too. 😉

RadFem Of The Week: Christina Aguilera

This is something I've been wanting to do for a little while and thanks to the great traffic on my last Christina Aguilera post, I'm introducing a new series to the RadCooks Glob! Every week I'll go through posts, history and news and pick a Radical (or radioactive) Feminist and crown them RadFem of the Week! Name: Christina Maria Aguilera Alias: X-Tina, Chrissy, Baby Jane, Candy Birthday: December 18, 1980 Claim to Fame: A little diddy called Genie in a Bottle. RadFem Worthy: With songs like, Fighter, Can't Hold Us Down and now Not Myself Tonight, Aguilera empowers women through music while reminding them that they can still be sexy women! Fun Fact: Bitch was so talented when she was little other kids would withdraw when they heard they'd be up against her talented ass. The backlash continued with vandalism to her family's house and Christina getting attacked in gym class. The family had to move and keep Christina's golden pipes a secret. Damn bitches are crazy in the suburbs! Here's baby Christina belting it.