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CONCESSION STAND: Jen On Cougar Town, Another Funny Zombie Movie, Joaquin’s Return, Anglelina As Marylin, & Dexter!!!

Welcome to the Concession Stand! Your Monday (my b, for this week, Tuesday) recap of everything movies & TV! Here's what's been popping this week on big & small screens alike! Jennifer Aniston To Cameo Cougar Town Premiere
It's official, Jennifer Aniston is going to ride the dried up fame train with her real like BFF, Courteney Cox on her (hit?) show Cougar Town. A rep from the show confirms that Jen will be guest starring in the show's season 2 premiere.
Jay & Seth Versus The Apocalypse
The movie is about the two unlikeliest dudes to survive the zombie apocalypse ever. The movie originated as a short by Seth and Jay in film school, but now since they're both famous and rich, they're turning it into a feature. Living the film school dream guys! Kudos!
Angelina Jolie To Play Marylin Monroe
Well O'Hagan let it sleep the other day, at the Edinburgh Book Festival, that the part is going to non-other than the Queen Home-Wrecker herself, a one Miss Angelina Jolie.
I'm Still Here: aka How Joaquin Phoenix Fucked Up His Career
Remember when Joaquin Phoenix went crazy, got really fat, grew a forest beard, only wore Raybans sunglasses and decided to quit acting to become a full time rapper?! Well here's the trailer!
The Epicest Dexter Promo Ever
How To Make Any Promo Epic: Make it look like Inception and set it to the theme from Requiem For A Dream.

Bill O’Rielly’s Got Daddy Issues

So my second favorite Republican, Bill O'Rielly, obviously my first is Anne Coulter (love that bitch) is playing the game of "how man people can I offend with my ill-informed comments" again. Well Bill, you've got my attention. Billy-boy had two blonde hos on his show to bash Jennifer Aniston for the comment she made on women being single mothers. Aniston said, "Women are realizing more and more knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have a child." Instead of being offended by the obvious lack in grammar in that statement, Bill became outraged for fathers everywhere, saying that she's "diminishing" the role of a father... or she could just be saying that if a woman can't find or doesn't want a partner, that she has the option of having a baby. Side Note: This whole argument started because Aniston is staring in a new movie, The Switch, it's about a woman who decides to stop waiting for a man and have a baby via artificial insemination... and then somewhere along the line Jason Bateman drunkenly spills her sperm and refills it with his own swift swimmers. The blonde hos (I can say this because I am one... blonde, not a ho... oh shut up!) go on and kind of back up O'Reilly and unintentionally defend Aniston bashing fathers (even though she didn't, I don't know, they're dumb). Anyway... here's my biggest problem with this whole segment, Gretchen Carlson thinks that Jen said what she said because she's a "41 year-old single woman, who's never been married." Um hello! Have you been under a rock for the past decade? She was married to People's Sexiest Man Alive, maybe you've heard of him, his name's Brad Pitt. God, someone get this woman a tabloid! She has no right going on a sophisticated show like Bill O'Rielly's without being informed of the facts! Just for the record, I was raised by a single mother, my father was never a part of my life and I turned out just fine. I graduated from a great school, I have an awesome job, I started a little blog called RadCooks, I have superior friends, I even go on the occasional date. I have absolutely no so-called "daddy issues" to deal with. Now excuse me while I go home and fuck the 59 year-old mustached man waiting in my bed. Here's the segment, Billy-boy and his two bimbettes. Here's the trailer for that dumbass movie. Via ONTD