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Film & TV, Music, Sex Ed

Rihanna’s S&M Music Video & The Futuristic Feminist

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Rihanna's music video for S&M hit the web today, and I have to say, for someone, who's not a huge RiRi fan, I am really diggin' this jam. And by dig I mean I've already watched the video at least a dozen times, hoping that the replays of the kinktastic video wouldn't deter my coworkers from being my friends! This video is hot, it was shot by Melina Matsoukas, who also directed Rihanna's Rude Boy video. This chorus just melts me,
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me
The music video depicts Rihanna, in all sorts of colorful getups, involved in a sadomasochistic relationship with the media. And as in any good S&M relationship, the couple that is Rihanna and the media hounds switch up the role play; in one scene, Rihanna is bound in cellophane at a press conference, in the next she's taking her gagged pet, blogger Perez Hilton, out for a walk. In an interview with MTV's Sway, Rihanna talks about her the song and says it's not about sex, it's a metaphor. From the looks of her video I'm assuming she's calling the relationship between celebrity and media sadomasochistic. She describes the song as rebellious, in-your-face, and unapologetic, and that is exactly how I would describe The Futuristic Feminist. [vodpod id=Video.5484919&w=425&h=350&fv=] What is the Futuristic Feminist? I'm glad you asked! The Futuristic Feminist, is a a trend, a new wave of female artist (mostly scene in popular music) that is overly sexual, ostentatious, witty, shocking and statement making. We've seen this trend is several female artists; Lady Gaga is probably the most direct in her approach, Nicki Minaj introduced the Hip Hop community into the future, Christina Aguilera tried to with Bionic (but she's too old), even Ke$ha (with her We R Who We R music video) and Katy Perry (with her California Gurls style) have dabbled in Futuristic Feminism. As we continue along the path of technology = life, we see this idea reflected in the styling of popular artists. We believe we are in the future, so the Futuristic Feminist styles herself as she would envision her futuristic form. Part feminist, part robot, she uses her sexuality as a means to gain attention for her cause; she is the literal definition of a Fembot. No doubt, this trend will continue, and I'm not going to talk about who started it (I know all the Little Monsters out there will swear it was Lady Gaga) but there were innovative female artists before her and there will be innovative female artists after her. The important thing is that these female artists will continue to try and one-up one another, which is really just a great thing for everybody. The drooling sperm-producers of the world will get to stare with open mouths and trousers at the hotness that is the Futuristic Feminist, and she'll get to subtly implant her message across the globe! I love it when we're sneaky! This video is so gorgeous, of course it would have it's own gallery!
Film & TV, Sex Ed

Four Words: OCTOMOM SPANKING FETISH VIDEO

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I knew that'd be enough to draw you sickos in! It's true, Nadya Suleman aka the Octomom has made a fetish video in which she spanks (rather daintily actually) radio personality Tattoo. I found it hard to sit through this video for several reasons, (1) Homegirl needs some acting lessons, she's hardly believable as a person let alone a skanked up leather-clad babysitter. (2) You have eight kids and you don't know how to spank correctly? For someone dressed up like a dominatrix wannabe you better be able to crack the whip with some feeling. (3) I wanted to jump into the video Mary Poppins style and handle the whip myself because all that whining and raspy baby talk was making me want to stab my eardrums with knitting needles. And (4) Who says that a fetish video has to be such low quality? What, would it kill the producer to spring for some lighting, or maybe a tripod? I guess all the production money went to those killer costumes and amazing ball pit. But I guess a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. She doesn't have any baby daddies to scam for child support and lord knows the new health care bill isn't going to pay for all that collagen... and silicone... and tummy tucks. I just can't wait until these kids grow up and see the publicity hell storm they were born into. Can Angelina Jolie please come adopt them now?! They're still young, they probably won't even be able to tell the difference. Well, here is it. Why do I do this to myself? [vodpod id=Video.5386226&w=425&h=350&fv=allowFullScreen%3Dtrue%26amp%3Bquality%3Dhigh%26amp%3Bbgcolor%3D%23ffffff%26amp%3BvideoPage%3Dtrue%26amp%3Brole%3Dlibrary%26amp%3Borigin%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.tmz.com%26amp%3BlcIncludeContent%3Dtrue%26amp%3BalwaysAutoPlay%3Dfalse%26amp%3BadRatio%3D3%26amp%3BuseMds%3Dtrue%26amp%3BmdsUrl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fmetaframe.digitalsmiths.tv%26amp%3BgandalfLocation%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ftmz.digitalsmiths.tv%2FWebService%2FGandalfSearch%26amp%3BmediaKey%3De0197dec-87c8-4562-a23b-f0c3d5d86eb1%26amp%3Bautoplay%3Dfalse%26amp%3B] Via Dlisted
Art, Beauty, Sex Ed

Homicidal Maniac Barbie

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Every little girl goes through a stage where she begins to outgrow her Barbies. It usually coincides with the time that she realizes that Barbies have no body hair, genitals, or physiologically possible proportions. During this time every little girl, whether they want to admit it or not, plays with their Barbies in a way that the Mattel makers would not intend for them to be played with (little girls make their Barbies have sex.) But one little girl, went above and beyond in her pre-pubescent Barbie doll playing days, and that little girl was named Mariel Clayton. Though it should be said, artist Mariel Clayton never actually outgrew her Barbies, she just invented fun, new ways to play with them. Mariel started out with an interest in travel photography and after what she describes as a "sublime experience" in a Japanese toy shop she became enthralled with photographing miniatures, specifically Barbies with a feminist, homicidal, psycho-sexual edge. Mariel describes her fascination with the Barbie doll,
Barbie was designed as the woman that every girl would want to be, and that every man would want to fuck. Her body design, the blonde hair, the tiny waist, the perky tits - all part of this new feminine ideal to be held up as a guiding beacon of womanhood. and yet - outside of an aesthetically enhanced sector of society, the number of women who actually look like that naturally is decidedly small. The Sex life of the Girl with no Genitals. Definitely NSFW.
Considering the anatomy and design of the Barbie and placing it in situations ranging from mass murder, cannibalism, sodomy, and abortion creates an uncomfortable dissonance that is just way too far out and groovy for words. Mariel describes her message,
I don't generally like to be all moralistic and preachy, there's enough people out there who get off on the sound of their own voice. But every now and then some things I notice just need to be processed in a different way.
You can order prints of Mariel's work, which can be printed on anything from greeting cards to large canvas mounts. Her print work ranges from $60-$160, which is a bargain considering how big a conversation piece these puppies are, perfect for any cocktail party. I think I'll get a triptych to hang in my bathroom! Here's a little gallery of my favorite pieces as seen on her website. Some NSFW Via ONTD
Beauty, Film & TV, Sex Ed

RadFem Of The Golden Globes: Paz de la Huerta

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Welcome to a special Golden Globes edition of RadFem! Last night, while you were all tucked into your beds wishing you were at the famed Golden Globes After Party so was our most recent RadFem. TMZ caught the always Kla$$y Lucy Danziger flailing about outside the party after being denied for celebrating roaring 20s style! Name: Paz de la Huerta (it means "peace of the orchard" in Spanish) Birthday: September 3, 1984 Claim To Fame: After playing several small rolls that required her to be naked she finally got her break on Boardwalk Empire as Lucy Danziger, a slightly bigger roll that requires her to be naked. RadFem Worthy: Not that I'm being biased or anything but Lucy Danziger is undoubtably my favorite character on Boardwalk Empire. She always keeps it Kla$$y meaning she never wears a bra, she uses her sexuality to get whatever she wants and she's dumb as a rock, but she does get to wear pretty clothes... when she is wearing clothes. Fun Fact: According to IMDB she was born with a recurring cystic hygroma which looks like (don't click) this. Apparently it grows back and needs to be surgically removed every few years; she's had seven surgeries for it since birth. I'm glad she has that shit under control now. Gross. Here's the best video you will ever see. Watch as Loose Lucy gets denied access to the after party because homegirl's been sampling the bathtub gin, stumble backwards into a limo after repeating "I can do it," falls, rips her dress, falls out of her dress (I told you she NEVER wears a bra), and then graciously autographs something for a fan with said breast still out of said ripped dress. TMZ decided to blur out her left tit but if you really want to see her nekkid just watch anything she's ever been in (except Enter The Void if you have epilepsy.) I envy her courage! [vodpod id=Video.5362992&w=425&h=350&fv=allowFullScreen%3Dtrue%26amp%3Bquality%3Dhigh%26amp%3Bbgcolor%3D%23ffffff%26amp%3BvideoPage%3Dtrue%26amp%3Brole%3Dlibrary%26amp%3Borigin%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.tmz.com%26amp%3BlcIncludeContent%3Dtrue%26amp%3BalwaysAutoPlay%3Dfalse%26amp%3BadRatio%3D3%26amp%3BuseMds%3Dtrue%26amp%3BmdsUrl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fmetaframe.digitalsmiths.tv%26amp%3BgandalfLocation%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ftmz.digitalsmiths.tv%2FWebService%2FGandalfSearch%26amp%3BmediaKey%3Daf77c88e-37f9-4c05-a963-acda744381ba%26amp%3Bautoplay%3Dfalse%26amp%3B] And here's a little gallery of Paz hamming it up for the shutterbugs! Via Dlisted
Art, Beauty, Music, Sex Ed

ADAM LEVINE Gets Naked For Ball Cancer

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So the lead singer and frontman of Maroon 5, Adam Levine, took it all off to help raise testicular cancer awareness and to encourage men to get screened. And I couldn't think of any better way to make gay men and women want to get checked out! If the goal of these photographs is to encourage men to get screened then I think they've failed because these are clearly intended for a female audience. I don't know, maybe the people behind them hope that the girlfriends, wives and platonic female friends of the world will bitch and nag the men of their lives into getting screened because Adam Levine got naked in that one add and we think ball cancer awareness is sexy! I just have two words: I WANT! I believe it was William Shakespeare who said it best:
See how he leans his junk upon her hand? Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand That I might touch that junk!
I'm really just thinking about that poor hand model that's bent down behind Adam assuming the rusty trombone position. She looks like she needs a break... One more for the road? Why not?! Via Dlisted
Art, Literature, Sex Ed

Porn For The Blind

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Well here's something interesting I found in my daily perusing of the blogs. Toronto artist Lisa J. Murphym who published The Tactile Mind two years ago, a 3D book of nudes with braille descriptions, has added four more images she's calling theTactile Atelier Bookmark. The original book comes at a whopping $225 (is that Canadian moneys?) with the erotic extension pack (lol) at an additional $100. And no wonder why they cost so much, Murphym does all the work herself.
I took photographs of my friends in lingerie, blew up the images, and hand-sculpted them into clay. Then I made thermoform copies. I ran the plastic myself through my thermoform machine at home, so each one took awhile to make. The butt was really hard to sculpt. I wanted to get it nice and even and give it a feminine softness so it would actually feel like a woman's butt. It took me days to sculpt all the curves right, but I'm told it does feel like a woman's butt in a G-string.
Yes Lisa, the ass is always the hardest! Well I glad that at least Lisa was trying to be realistic in capturing the 3D form of a curvy and cellulite-endowed hottie. The additional four images are supposed to be a sort of teaser at a new book Murphym plans to put out, promising that it will be more erotic and with couples. I can't wait! Via ONTD
Film & TV, Sex Ed

NSFW Argentinians Know How To Dance

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[vodpod id=Video.5230307&w=425&h=350&fv=] So I wasn't going to post anything until next year, but this was just too good to not share! On Bailando por un Sueño, an Argentinian dance show, this dance pair stripped down and mimed sexy times to Aerosmith's Crazy. I have to say, I don't know what all the hubbub is about. It's a late night at the office, secretary and janitor working late, feeling a little lonely, clothes come off, aerial thong lifts, don't pretend like it's never happened to you. And excuse me if you all aren't dance-literate to notice, but not only did these two have chemistry but their moves were so on! And let's not forget the great contribution they're giving to the Argentinian society and by now the global internet world of promoting exciting foreplay! Via ONTD
Beauty, Film & TV, Literature, Music, Sex Ed

Best Of RadCooks 2010

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What a year it's been! 2010 was Radioactive Cookies' inaugural year and I think we did a pretty great job! Since it's inception on February 24, 2010, RadCooks has received almost 30,000 hits and I couldn't be happier! In honor of the New Year, we of course need to recap all the amazingness of 2010. So here's a best of list that'll make you laugh, cry and probably cringe. 5 Most Visited Posts 1. PHAT GIRLS: 25 Hot Full Figured Women In Hollywood: All you skinny bitches can move aside because 2010 was the year of the big girl! As a proud curvaceous woman myself, I am so happy that the chubby chasers of the world have made Phat Girls my #1 most visited post the year! 2. RadFem To Watch: Jaclyn Santos: Thanks to a Tweet from the RedFem herself, Jaclyn Santos, this post received 2nd honors! Thanks Jaclyn, we hope to see more of you in 2010! 3. HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms: Mother's Day 2010 was my busiest day of the year. With the most posts I've ever done, I also received the most viewership. Shame on you all for reading my glob instead of spending quality time with your mommy! 4. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE: A Look At Ass-To-Mouth Surgery: The Human Centipede, what can I say? Those of you that read this post along with honorable mention THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE Review I just want to let you know that you are all very sick and you are not alone! 5. VAJAZZLE With A "J" & VAGAZZLED aka Swarovski Pubes: Let's not forget my Vajazzled posts! The pair, tied for 5th place were some of my very first posts! Though I can't take all the credit, I have to give a shout out to Bryce Gruber who took one for the team and had her lady garden bedazzeled on camera! MissBleecker's Top 5 Posts 1. KATY PERRY: The Ironic Feminist: Who could forget my massive and incredibly late Katy Perry post? Not only was this one of my most extensive posts but it was also one of the funnest. Let's not forget it introduced Prof.PurplePants! 2. CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S "NOT MYSELF TONIGHT": A Lesson In Radical Feminism: One of my top rated posts, NMT was a great song that I felt was seriously underrated. And of course, I'll always have a spot in my heart and on my glob for my #1 girl Christina Aguilera! 3. AUTO-FELLATIO: Sampling Your Own Pancakes: Oh auto-fellatio, you almost made it into the top 5! What can I say, it was a simpler time when I could write about a man pleasuring himself orally, though I have heard of a slight demand for an autolingus post... 4. The No Makeup Week Series: A great week of my life was spent au natural for you good people. It was a really great experience and hopefully the first of more to come in personal experiments! 5. RadFem Of The Century: The Ho That Boned 13 Duke Athletes And Wrote A Thesis About It: How could we forget the Duke Fuck List author Karen Owen? This was your year girl, relish in it! 5 Posts You Didn't Read But Should 1. The Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Series: This series is a personal favorite of mine. With three volumes down, I hope to keep you updated on the awfully bad attempts made at yours truly. 2. The 2010 Oscar Predictions and Outcomes Posts: I really cannot believe that there were so few readers of my 2010 Oscar posts. Not only did I predict nearly all the winners (yeah, you could have cleaned up in your office pool) but I analyzed the Oscars through a feminist and political lens. Let's not have the same fate for Oscar Watch 2011! 3. MissBleecker Goes To Washington: I was on a bus for 10 hours in one day, I missed all of my friends, I wore cookies on my breasts, and I came home to keep the party going for Halloween as Ke$ha and you still didn't read my post?! 4. The Theory of Sexual Economics Pt. 1 & Pt. 2: I have to admit these posts were a bit off collar for RadCooks but interesting nonetheless. Check them out to see what personality type is your best match according to me! 5. “THE RUNAWAYS” REVIEW: Men, You Can’t Stomach This Kind Of Gore: Now I will admit, having seen The Runaways, it was not the best movie of the year, it wasn't the worst either. It just didn't get much recognition either way, as my review did. However, I attended a screening with Joan Jett and she had some insider scoop that any rock 'n roller would love to read! Well there you have it, the Best Of RadCooks Lists 2010! I hope you all had a great year! I can't wait for 2011, I'm sure it'll be as disastrous a year in pop culture as 2010 was!
Sex Ed

Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Vol. III

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The Thug It was a rare occasion today that after work I had to take the shuttle train from Times Square to Grand Central. As I tried to push my way through the hoards of tourists, who despite the mountains of snow, decided to slowly walk through the streets of Times Square because "New York is so romantic in the winter and I just need a picture in front of all the bright and shiny advertisements." Needless to say my agitation was growing, between the people tiptoeing through grey slush and having to go to the east side (I don't like the east side) I couldn't get to the subway fast enough. As I was power walking to shuttle this bitch was fast on my heels and kept knocking her arm into me, clearly she wasn't aware that "homey don't play that" so I walked directly in front of her and wouldn't let her pass me. When I boarded the train I was situated in close proximity to three rowdy young men, one of which was eyeing me. Now I normally don't like to judge based on appearances but between his braided pigtails, patchy sideburns and extreme salivation at the sight of me I knew I wasn't interested. We got to Grand Central and the crowd dispersed. As I was walking to the 6 (another thing that I despise) I felt a presence lingering over my shoulder and my pigtailed Lothario whispered in my ear, "Yo mama, you really sexy." Is it too much to ask that I be able to make it to my destination without being harassed? "You should show some more respect to women," I replied and I walked as far to the edge of the platform as I could. Then his friend joined in, "You're not no woman!" Because I guess that's the best he could come up with. "Well you ain't no man either." Because homey don't play that. "No, I'm a thug!" He retorted. Clearly. I was trying to get to the 6 as fast as possible while feeling my snow boots losing traction on the downward slope of the tunnel. I remained no more than 10 feet away from the posse, as I walked I felt their eyes on me and heard mumbles but only focused on maintaining my balance because there's nothing worse than telling a man off for coming on to you and then falling flat on your face directly afterwards. As I neared the steps to my train The Thug made one last attempt to woo me, "You still sexy though!" Don't I know it. *Eye roll* Like this? Check out Vol. 1 & Vol. II!
Film & TV, Sex Ed

Casual Sex Déjà Vu

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So today I was doing my usual go through all the new trailers on Hulu because that's what I do routine and I had a strange sense of déjà vu. I saw a trailer entitled No Strings Attached, I watched it, it's about a pair of friends who start getting busy, feelings get involved and then they fall in love, you know, the usual. But it reminded me of a post I'd done a bit ago about a movie called Love And Other Drugs with a similar storyline... and then it reminded me of another trailer I'd seen recently called Friends With Benefits... and that reminded me of another post I'd done about an NBC show also called Friends With Benefits... which reminded me that I need to stop watching TV and movies because they're all the same. Now I just have one question: why is Justin Timberlake not in the movie about casual sex that references one of the best *NSYNC songs of all time? And why is there not a musical reunion number of sorts in said movie? Okay, that was two questions, but seriously, are we just in the fashion of green-lighting the same movie over and over again? It's not like we haven't seen a RomCom about two unlikely friends getting down and falling in love before. Hello! I'm talking to you producers, you should have stopped at When Harry Met Sally. What, are you going to remake Casablanca too? Oh wait Madonna wants to direct it but it has to be set in war torn Iraq (not making this up.) Don't you dare! If you haven't seen the newest trailers, clicky clicky! No Strings Attached Friends With Benefits More of the same after the JUMP! Continue reading Casual Sex Déjà Vu →