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Homicidal Maniac Barbie

Every little girl goes through a stage where she begins to outgrow her Barbies. It usually coincides with the time that she realizes that Barbies have no body hair, genitals, or physiologically possible proportions. During this time every little girl, whether they want to admit it or not, plays with their Barbies in a way that the Mattel makers would not intend for them to be played with (little girls make their Barbies have sex.) But one little girl, went above and beyond in her pre-pubescent Barbie doll playing days, and that little girl was named Mariel Clayton. Though it should be said, artist Mariel Clayton never actually outgrew her Barbies, she just invented fun, new ways to play with them. Mariel started out with an interest in travel photography and after what she describes as a "sublime experience" in a Japanese toy shop she became enthralled with photographing miniatures, specifically Barbies with a feminist, homicidal, psycho-sexual edge. Mariel describes her fascination with the Barbie doll,
Barbie was designed as the woman that every girl would want to be, and that every man would want to fuck. Her body design, the blonde hair, the tiny waist, the perky tits - all part of this new feminine ideal to be held up as a guiding beacon of womanhood. and yet - outside of an aesthetically enhanced sector of society, the number of women who actually look like that naturally is decidedly small. The Sex life of the Girl with no Genitals. Definitely NSFW.
Considering the anatomy and design of the Barbie and placing it in situations ranging from mass murder, cannibalism, sodomy, and abortion creates an uncomfortable dissonance that is just way too far out and groovy for words. Mariel describes her message,
I don't generally like to be all moralistic and preachy, there's enough people out there who get off on the sound of their own voice. But every now and then some things I notice just need to be processed in a different way.
You can order prints of Mariel's work, which can be printed on anything from greeting cards to large canvas mounts. Her print work ranges from $60-$160, which is a bargain considering how big a conversation piece these puppies are, perfect for any cocktail party. I think I'll get a triptych to hang in my bathroom! Here's a little gallery of my favorite pieces as seen on her website. Some NSFW Via ONTD

KATY PERRY: The Ironic Feminist

Katy Perry's been on everyone's radio, television, computer screen and various other implements of technology for a couple years now. As a facet of popular culture Katy isn't granted much nevermind, her music is taken at face value as something to grind up on a stranger to in a crowded club that your friend dragged you to, because she's had a rough week and she really just wants to dance but you really just want to stay in, open a bottle of wine and watch Saturday Night Live even if it's not been that good lately. I digress... What I was saying is that no one really dissects her music because, as it is pop music, most people don't really feel the need to read into it. (Just listen to it, you ear-bud drone!) The first time I heard California Gurls I was like, "Catchy, but not my cup of tea." (I'm a rocker!) And then I saw the video and then I watched it again and something clicked. Katy Perry might not be just another pretty, dumb, pop singer. Maybe she's smart, maybe she's trying to say something... maybe she's a feminist in centerfold clothing! And so I present to you, without further adieu (because there's already been far too much adieu): Katy Perry: The Ironic Feminist! Click the links below to get schooled by MissBleecker and my special guest blogger, Prof.PurplePants! LET'S TAKE A JOURNEY! Introduction: The Ironic Feminist Chapter 1: A Brief History of Katy Perry Chapter 2: Music Video Anthology Chapter 3: In Concert: The 'Hello, Katy' Tour 2009 Chapter 4: Ur So Gay: Tools & The Women Who Love Them Chapter 5: I Kissed A Girl: Every Man's Fantasy Chapter 6: Hot N Cold: The Myth Of The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Chapter 7: California Gurls: Sugary Sweet & Fake As Tits Chapter 8: Teenage Dream: The Follies Of Youth Chapter 9: Will Cotton's Cover Art by Prof.PurplePants Conclusion: That's What She Said