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Gossip Girls Gone Wild

Blake Lively, known for he portrayal of Serena van der Wooodsen on Gossip Girl, more recently for the 37 year-old crackhead mother in The Town and in my dreams as the girl who will supply my future human hair weaves cock-slapped an Australian interviewer recently. When the interviewer asked her about the infamous Taylor Momsen burning her dog's neutered balls (firstly he didn't know how to pronounce neutered) the golden-haired goddess responded with a sarcastic little response and then added,
No, there's no dog ball burning on our set, but if you keep asking me questions like this there will be some ball-busting.
I have never been so proud before, not only is her hair multi-faceted but so is her sarcasm! In related news, Tay-Tay was recently interview by Revolver Magazine, she talks about all her favorite things, like sex tapes and masturbation.
What? Is this not appropriate for a 17 year-old?
If it's a good sex tape, I'll watch it. I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites. But I will say this: That Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video wasn't very good. I wouldn't f--k Tommy Lee... Guys can masturbate. So why can't girls? Why is that such a hidden topic from the world?
Well said! And let's all remember she just turned 17! I can't wait until this bitch is like 22, oh the wisdom that she'll lay on the world then! Via ONTD & ONTD