True Blood Rolling Stone Cover - Tues, Aug 17 The September issue of Rolling Stone features a blood splattered threesome: True Blood's Oscar Winner Anna Paquin, fiance Stephen Moyer & Swedish Sex-Bomb Alexander Skarsgard. (I wouldn't mind getting in the middle of that Vampwich!) Anyone who's watched the show might notice the not-so-subtle use of sex, Moyer comments on the biting metaphor.

If we go from a base level, vampires create a hole in the neck where there wasn't one before. It's a de-virginization — breaking the hymen, creating blood and then drinking the virginal blood. And there's something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that's pretty sexy. I think that makes vampires attractive.

The article continue to say that Vamps can gyrate at "120 bpm while simultaneously devouring one's neck and making your eyes roll back into your head." Eh, not bad, but have they ever had sex with a Walrus? One pump from Big Daddy and any lucky girl would be out cold!