Tag Archives: Taylor Momsen

Gossip Girls Gone Wild

Blake Lively, known for he portrayal of Serena van der Wooodsen on Gossip Girl, more recently for the 37 year-old crackhead mother in The Town and in my dreams as the girl who will supply my future human hair weaves cock-slapped an Australian interviewer recently. When the interviewer asked her about the infamous Taylor Momsen burning her dog's neutered balls (firstly he didn't know how to pronounce neutered) the golden-haired goddess responded with a sarcastic little response and then added,
No, there's no dog ball burning on our set, but if you keep asking me questions like this there will be some ball-busting.
I have never been so proud before, not only is her hair multi-faceted but so is her sarcasm! In related news, Tay-Tay was recently interview by Revolver Magazine, she talks about all her favorite things, like sex tapes and masturbation.
What? Is this not appropriate for a 17 year-old?
If it's a good sex tape, I'll watch it. I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites. But I will say this: That Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video wasn't very good. I wouldn't f--k Tommy Lee... Guys can masturbate. So why can't girls? Why is that such a hidden topic from the world?
Well said! And let's all remember she just turned 17! I can't wait until this bitch is like 22, oh the wisdom that she'll lay on the world then! Via ONTD & ONTD

NO MAKEUP WEEK: Day 2 – Friday

TGIFriday... Or Not Fridays are usually always welcomed with a sigh, a smile and a shot; but this Friday, being the first that I would go out into the desperate streets of New York City sans makeup, was something different. Friday was the first time that I found it hard to not put makeup on. Work is one thing, I sit at my desk, not too much interaction with people, even if I'm out during the day, under the harsh light of the sun, not every woman walking down the street has her face on, but the night is a different story. It was girls night, and before I went to meet my ladies I went home and found it difficult to not throw on some eye makeup and the strawberry lipgloss that had been staring at me from my nightstand. I had to put it away, the sweet aroma of faux berries and shimmery shine was too tempting to keep out in the open. So instead of giving into temptation, I washed the day off my face, did my hair and threw some bling on (shiny things tend to distract boys.) Under The Cover Of Night And so I went out, under the cover of night, me and my girls shopped in SoHo, dined in Little Italy and got drinks on Spring St. The bar scene is usually not the best lit place and with the people surrounding me drinking and with their eyes glued to the college football game, I shouldn't have felt anymore self-conscious than I had in the light of day. No one was looking at me, and if they were, the circumstances weren't adequate to decipher my au naturale face. But that was exactly the problem, no one was looking at me, and then I started looking at the other women in the bar, what were they telling me with their faces? Night makeup: we slather it on thicker, we brush it on darker, it's not so subtle, it says "Notice me!" or at least, "Look at me and not that other girl." Why is it that in the darkness and with the prospect of meeting someone, we women, put on a different face? A darker face? A more severe face? You can ponder that while you watch the severe faces of Madonna, Lourdes and Queen Eye Liner Whore, Taylor Momsen at the launch of the Material Girl line. Like could she like say like, like one more like time? Update: I wanted to give a big thanks to everyone for helping RadCooks reach it's 20,000th hit today! I feel the love and I want to swim in it!

Youth Is Wasted On The Young…

Taylor Momsen ladies and gentlemen! The Gossip Girl star showed off her softer side at the Warped Tour in Carson, CA. Taylor is at the rockfest with her band, The Pretty Reckless. Pretty Reckless is right, where are this girl's parents?! She's 16! I don't know what to tackle first: the outfit, the raccoon eyes, the cigarette and don't even get me started on those extensions! This girl clearly needs a lesson on how to be 16, she needs to know that that is not a day outfit. Boy, back when I was 16 we knew how hide our shit, I'd never leave home without my makeup remover, fake ID and mini bottle of Fabreze. Nowadays kids think they can just be all out in the open with their rebelliousness. Hah! But seriously where are these girl's parents and why are they letting her out in public looking like Courtney Love? Here's Tay-Tay hamming it up at the Warped Tour. The song's called Make Me Wanna Die, yeah that sounds about right. And here's a lovely little gallery of our little girl, gah she makes me so proud! Those shoes are Kla$$y! Via Dlisted