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You’re All A Bunch Of Perverts

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To My Loyal & Deranged Readers, I'd just like to take a post to explain why I always address you, my dear readers, as loyal and deranged. Well the first one is kind of obvious, you are all very loyal; however little I write, however ill thought out it is, however I bash you, you always come back for more and in increasing quantities. Which brings me to my next, you're all a bunch of filthy perverts, and I guess you all have friends (which would account for the traffic.) Now I know that my glob might not be the most PC or PG for that matter, but some of the things that you guys find interesting intrigues me. Here at WordPress we globbers get to review the search engine words that lead the viewer to our globs, and I'll tell you, some of that shit cracks me up. And so I'm compiling a list (duh.) Here are the top 10 weirdo searches that brought you to RadCooks! Enjoy your eccentricities! 10. Vagazzled Pictures 9. Completely Bare, Stippers Spa Club 8. Full Figured Cougar 7. Julie Bowen Nipples 6. Carnie Wilson Nude 5. Map To The Clit 4. Hot Mother And Baby 3. Human Centipede Surgery Explained 2. Centipeding 1. Stripper With Money Glued On So basically you're all a bunch of chubby chasing, MILF fondling, cougar loving, clitoris searching, stripper vagazzeling, human centipeding (?) crazypants! And I love you all! Side Note: Here's the crazy thing, all those searches brought you here, brought us together! Rainbows + Sunshine, <3 MissBleecker UPDATE: A new search engine phrase popped up on my Dashboard today, I think it's the best one yet: "why do gays like liza minnelli and babar." Why indeed?!
Beauty

You Too Can Look Like The Cast Of “Twilight”

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From the creators of Vajazzling, Completely Bare offers a Sculpted Tan for those who wish to skip the gym. Click Here The sculpted tan basically makes you look like you have muscles, cleavage, ect when you're really just a flat-chested fatty. I'm sorry that was harsh... but so is this. The point of having muscles is so we can hunt/gather/ward off tigers, but now with modern technology, we have machines/poor people to do that stuff for us (also harsh, but true.) We've evolved to the point that we don't need muscle definition anymore, except for the point of attracting others and getting down, which... if you're getting down, your lovah is going to see your enormous breasts are actually an optical illusion, or even worse, your abs might rub off on some poor, unexpecting body part. But, if you must, just know that you are not alone, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Robert Pattinson have all sported faux-abs.
Beauty

VAJAZZLE With A “J”

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So, I still don't know the correct spelling, Vagazzle or Vajazzle, Completely Bare, the spa that offers the service spells it Vajazzle, but refers to the service as "completely bare with a Flair." Regardless, the first Vagazzle/Vajazzle post is by far my most popular, sickos! And so, in honor of that ill-fated post I shall give the people what they want! Below is the original video of Jennifer Love Hewitt on George Lopez talking about her Disco Ball! Completely Bare is a spa, with 3 locations in Manhattan and 1 in Scarsdale (random.) The Vajazzling treatment itself will run you $115, but before you're able to encrust your cooter with crystals you'll need to plow you're lady garden; a completely bare Wax (a thorough wax removing everything, front to back) will run you $82. Which means you can drop almost $200 on your vagina in one visit to the Completely Bare Spa, not including numbing cream (which for some reason costs extra!), tax and tip (tip well!) I said in my last Vajazzle post that I was on the fence as to whether or not this was a good idea; I've since formulated a thought! I think women should get Vajazzled! Since I don't think vajazzling is something women do strictly for men, I think it's something only a woman can truly enjoy, I would definitely do it! Vajazzling is a feminist expression, celebrating the vagina! So go on girl, frost yourself (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days reference)! And for the rest of you sickos out there, I know this is what you really wanted, PICTURES! Feast your eyes!