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Sex Ed

You’re All A Bunch Of Perverts

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To My Loyal & Deranged Readers, I'd just like to take a post to explain why I always address you, my dear readers, as loyal and deranged. Well the first one is kind of obvious, you are all very loyal; however little I write, however ill thought out it is, however I bash you, you always come back for more and in increasing quantities. Which brings me to my next, you're all a bunch of filthy perverts, and I guess you all have friends (which would account for the traffic.) Now I know that my glob might not be the most PC or PG for that matter, but some of the things that you guys find interesting intrigues me. Here at WordPress we globbers get to review the search engine words that lead the viewer to our globs, and I'll tell you, some of that shit cracks me up. And so I'm compiling a list (duh.) Here are the top 10 weirdo searches that brought you to RadCooks! Enjoy your eccentricities! 10. Vagazzled Pictures 9. Completely Bare, Stippers Spa Club 8. Full Figured Cougar 7. Julie Bowen Nipples 6. Carnie Wilson Nude 5. Map To The Clit 4. Hot Mother And Baby 3. Human Centipede Surgery Explained 2. Centipeding 1. Stripper With Money Glued On So basically you're all a bunch of chubby chasing, MILF fondling, cougar loving, clitoris searching, stripper vagazzeling, human centipeding (?) crazypants! And I love you all! Side Note: Here's the crazy thing, all those searches brought you here, brought us together! Rainbows + Sunshine, <3 MissBleecker UPDATE: A new search engine phrase popped up on my Dashboard today, I think it's the best one yet: "why do gays like liza minnelli and babar." Why indeed?!
Beauty, Film & TV

RadFem Of The Week: Julie Bowen

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Name: Julie Bowen Luetkemeyer Alias: Julie Bowen Birthday: March 3, 1970 Claim to Fame: Julie Bowen is most recently known for starring in the ABC comedy Modern Family as Claire Dunphy. You also might remember her as Jack's sometimes paralyzed wife on Lost and if you can remember way back as Virginia Venit in Happy Gilmore. RadFem Worthy: Julie might seem like an uptight version of the girl next door, but when she bared her breasts on George Lopez, and showed America that breastfeeding is a natural and healthy part of life, she really made in impression on people. This hot mom of three continues to break the rules and for that Julie Bowen, Radioactive Cookies salutes you! Fun Fact: She has a pacemaker. And here's the interview that made her RadFem of the week, her interview with George Lopez talking about the double football hold!
Beauty

Julie Bowen On The Double Football Hold

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It seems that George Lopez really knows how to sweet talk the ladies. First with his fated Vajazzle Interview with Jennifer Love Hewitt and now with Julie Bowen and what she likes to call the "double football hold." Bowen, who plays the tightly wound Claire on Modern Family brought a picture of herself breastfeeding her one year old twins. "They suck the fat out of you. They call it the 'double football hold.' You hold one here, and here [gesturing to her breasts], like two footballs. [This is] the end of my career." Au contraire, you just showed your breasts on national television (is TBS national television?) this is just the beginning of a full, fruitful and perky career! Good for you Julie Bowen, for showing America what it looks like to breastfeed. If men are allowed to walk around without shirts, and we are forced to come face to face with their hairy, sweaty, beer gut-y torsos then why is it that when a mother tries to feed her child in public she's met with rolled eyes and disgusted smirks? I say no more! From now on, I will be staging a protest! For every man I see without his shirt on this summer, I'm going to flash a random stranger! I will have the words "Free" and "Tits" written on Paris and Nicole (that's what I named them back when those two were friends, no wonder they've been seeming a litter further apart recently...)