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Phat Girls II: 50 Curvy Women Breaking Boundaries

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In case you haven't noticed, curvy women are taking over the world. Now society has taught us that thin = beautiful, but my readers have proved this beauty myth false by making my original Phat Girls list, my most popular post ever. So I've compiled here, for my cushion lovin' readers, a list that displays the diverse beauty that Phat Girls encompass. The original post celebrated 25 voluptuous women in Hollywood, well now I'm doubling down with 50 full-beautied actresses, models, musicians, comedians and showrunners. I give you, Phat Girls II!
Beauty, Cookies, From Scratch

30 MUSTACHE RIDES: The Official Mustache List

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Well, it's been a while since I've done a good list so here you go. I've noticed a trend that's popped back up, one that hasn't been prevalent so much in our culture since the 70's, you know what I'm talking about... mustaches. Twirl them, comb them, ride them, they're all the same... or so I thought. I have to admit, while I go weak in the knees for facial hair, the one type that always gave me the "there's a child molester breathing down the back of my neck" shivers were mustaches... up until now that is. I see it all the time now, men sporting bare faces with a snuggled upper lip and I have to say... it's kind of turning me on. So I took it upon myself to embrace this new trend of male grooming (because let's face it, any kind of male grooming should be embraced. Am I right ladies?!) and I've compiled the ultimate list! So here it is, the good, the bad and the ugly in MUSTACHES! Hot Mustaches Honorable Mustaches Evil Mustaches DISCLAIMER: I'm not telling every guy out there to grow a mustache just because you can. You need a certain type of face, a certain refinement, and a certain confidence to pull one off correctly. Please see the above examples for good mustaches and bad mustaches.
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Beauty, Cookies, From Scratch, Literature, Music, Sex

COSMO: What I Learned In May 2011

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It must be that time of the month again! My May issue of Cosmopolitan, staring Paramore's Hayley Williams, came in the mail! And as per our agreement, I've thumbed through the countless ads for self-tanner and diet pills to find the very best, this month's issue has to offer! And as per our agreement, you shall read what I have to say. Now go! READ IT! Hayley Williams: Corn Dog of Revenge pg. 46-49 The Rubber-Band Effect pg. 144-147 I Have Orgasms All Day Long pg. 214-215 Sex Moves His Ex Didn't Do pg. 141-143 How Guys Really Feel About Your BO pg. 82 Decode His Texts pg. 256 May Look Book Check out full scans of Hayley's boring interview.
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Beauty, Cookies, Film & TV, From Scratch, Literature, Sex

COSMO: What I Learned In April 2011

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What, can I say? It's been a while. It seems while one of my original From Scratch monthly posts recapping the cockamamie advice of one Cosmopolitan Magazine has been good to me with a plentitude of hits, I have not been very good to it, throwing it to the wayside in exchange for copious amounts of Ke$ha posts. Well I'm sorry, to the Cosmo rag and RadCooks faithfuls alike. I was doing all over you, myself included, a disservice of massive proportions. But don't fret, my duties to the Sex Bible will no longer go untended. What's the change in attitude, say you? Well dear internet-mongers, it's Lent, and as a terrible Catholic and one who's never kept a Lent Resolution (what do you call what you give up for 40 days?) I've decided to turn over a new leaf. I'm not giving anything up this Lent, because that would be counter-productive, instead I'm going to do something. And what shall I do, you ask? I'm going to do reading! It's really quite shameful, I'm a writer, in and out, I write for fun, I write for leisure, I write for pay, I write because I'm always right but I don't read. So I'm going to, at least for the next 40 days (hopefully.) Today I'm reading Cosmo's April edition, cover to cover, even the monthly rape article. I know what you're thinking, Cosmo isn't real reading, well to you I say, baby steps, my friend. Tomorrow I'm hitting Freud's "Three Contributions To The Theory of Sex," but tonight, tonight I read about PC muscles and mildly kinky sex! Without further ado, here's your Cosmo Recap for April 2011 starring Tron: Legacy's Olivia Wilde! Cosmo Cover Girl: Olivia Wilde pg. 48-51 Birth Control Break Down: Why Your Method Sucks, Plus A NEW Condom & Morning After Pill! pg. 162-165 The Sexy Side Of Ovulation pg. 158-159 A Three-Step Guide To The Full Body Orgasm pg. 134 101 Things About Men: ORLY?! pg. 70-73 MacGyver Beauty Tips pg. 203-207 Your Hair Might Look Good, But It Can Also Give You Cancer! pg. 176 Read Olivia Wilde's full article below!
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Beauty, Cookies, Film & TV, From Scratch

OSCARS 2011: Red Carpet Fashion

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We cannot display this gallery Welcome to The 83rd Academy Awards Red Carpet Fashion Roundup! Get ready for some awesome and watermarked images... because I don't have the money to pay for the rights for any of this shit! Go Getty Watermarks! Click the links below to be fashioned! Best Dressed Worst Dressed Oscar Couples Red Carpet Man Candy
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Art, Beauty, Sex Ed

Homicidal Maniac Barbie

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Every little girl goes through a stage where she begins to outgrow her Barbies. It usually coincides with the time that she realizes that Barbies have no body hair, genitals, or physiologically possible proportions. During this time every little girl, whether they want to admit it or not, plays with their Barbies in a way that the Mattel makers would not intend for them to be played with (little girls make their Barbies have sex.) But one little girl, went above and beyond in her pre-pubescent Barbie doll playing days, and that little girl was named Mariel Clayton. Though it should be said, artist Mariel Clayton never actually outgrew her Barbies, she just invented fun, new ways to play with them. Mariel started out with an interest in travel photography and after what she describes as a "sublime experience" in a Japanese toy shop she became enthralled with photographing miniatures, specifically Barbies with a feminist, homicidal, psycho-sexual edge. Mariel describes her fascination with the Barbie doll,
Barbie was designed as the woman that every girl would want to be, and that every man would want to fuck. Her body design, the blonde hair, the tiny waist, the perky tits - all part of this new feminine ideal to be held up as a guiding beacon of womanhood. and yet - outside of an aesthetically enhanced sector of society, the number of women who actually look like that naturally is decidedly small. The Sex life of the Girl with no Genitals. Definitely NSFW.
Considering the anatomy and design of the Barbie and placing it in situations ranging from mass murder, cannibalism, sodomy, and abortion creates an uncomfortable dissonance that is just way too far out and groovy for words. Mariel describes her message,
I don't generally like to be all moralistic and preachy, there's enough people out there who get off on the sound of their own voice. But every now and then some things I notice just need to be processed in a different way.
You can order prints of Mariel's work, which can be printed on anything from greeting cards to large canvas mounts. Her print work ranges from $60-$160, which is a bargain considering how big a conversation piece these puppies are, perfect for any cocktail party. I think I'll get a triptych to hang in my bathroom! Here's a little gallery of my favorite pieces as seen on her website. Some NSFW Via ONTD
Beauty, Film & TV, Sex Ed

RadFem Of The Golden Globes: Paz de la Huerta

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Welcome to a special Golden Globes edition of RadFem! Last night, while you were all tucked into your beds wishing you were at the famed Golden Globes After Party so was our most recent RadFem. TMZ caught the always Kla$$y Lucy Danziger flailing about outside the party after being denied for celebrating roaring 20s style! Name: Paz de la Huerta (it means "peace of the orchard" in Spanish) Birthday: September 3, 1984 Claim To Fame: After playing several small rolls that required her to be naked she finally got her break on Boardwalk Empire as Lucy Danziger, a slightly bigger roll that requires her to be naked. RadFem Worthy: Not that I'm being biased or anything but Lucy Danziger is undoubtably my favorite character on Boardwalk Empire. She always keeps it Kla$$y meaning she never wears a bra, she uses her sexuality to get whatever she wants and she's dumb as a rock, but she does get to wear pretty clothes... when she is wearing clothes. Fun Fact: According to IMDB she was born with a recurring cystic hygroma which looks like (don't click) this. Apparently it grows back and needs to be surgically removed every few years; she's had seven surgeries for it since birth. I'm glad she has that shit under control now. Gross. Here's the best video you will ever see. Watch as Loose Lucy gets denied access to the after party because homegirl's been sampling the bathtub gin, stumble backwards into a limo after repeating "I can do it," falls, rips her dress, falls out of her dress (I told you she NEVER wears a bra), and then graciously autographs something for a fan with said breast still out of said ripped dress. TMZ decided to blur out her left tit but if you really want to see her nekkid just watch anything she's ever been in (except Enter The Void if you have epilepsy.) I envy her courage! [vodpod id=Video.5362992&w=425&h=350&fv=allowFullScreen%3Dtrue%26amp%3Bquality%3Dhigh%26amp%3Bbgcolor%3D%23ffffff%26amp%3BvideoPage%3Dtrue%26amp%3Brole%3Dlibrary%26amp%3Borigin%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.tmz.com%26amp%3BlcIncludeContent%3Dtrue%26amp%3BalwaysAutoPlay%3Dfalse%26amp%3BadRatio%3D3%26amp%3BuseMds%3Dtrue%26amp%3BmdsUrl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fmetaframe.digitalsmiths.tv%26amp%3BgandalfLocation%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ftmz.digitalsmiths.tv%2FWebService%2FGandalfSearch%26amp%3BmediaKey%3Daf77c88e-37f9-4c05-a963-acda744381ba%26amp%3Bautoplay%3Dfalse%26amp%3B] And here's a little gallery of Paz hamming it up for the shutterbugs! Via Dlisted
Art, Beauty, Music, Sex Ed

ADAM LEVINE Gets Naked For Ball Cancer

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So the lead singer and frontman of Maroon 5, Adam Levine, took it all off to help raise testicular cancer awareness and to encourage men to get screened. And I couldn't think of any better way to make gay men and women want to get checked out! If the goal of these photographs is to encourage men to get screened then I think they've failed because these are clearly intended for a female audience. I don't know, maybe the people behind them hope that the girlfriends, wives and platonic female friends of the world will bitch and nag the men of their lives into getting screened because Adam Levine got naked in that one add and we think ball cancer awareness is sexy! I just have two words: I WANT! I believe it was William Shakespeare who said it best:
See how he leans his junk upon her hand? Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand That I might touch that junk!
I'm really just thinking about that poor hand model that's bent down behind Adam assuming the rusty trombone position. She looks like she needs a break... One more for the road? Why not?! Via Dlisted
Beauty, Film & TV

Talk About A Red Headed Stepsister

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Last night, The Kardashians attended the 37th Annual People's Choice Awards and as usual HBIC (and the only Kardashian with a personality) Khloe Kardashiam-Odem stood out from the pack. The natural brunette, died her hair a pretty serious shade of ginger and showed it off at the awards. I guess Khloe was tired of the tall, fat, man jokes so here she is... bring on the redhead jokes! I don't see this lasting very long, every girl goes through a redhead phase in her life, mine happened to be when I was 16 and I unintentionally had fire engine colored locks for a week. For those of you who don't keep up with the Kardashians, you should take a gander at Kim and Kourtney Take New York City coming to E! January 23rd. Between the crying, the fighting and Kanye West it's sure to be a Krazy time in NYC! Needs more Khloe! Here are some more shots of the the first family of E! Via Dlisted
Beauty, Film & TV, Literature, Music, Sex Ed

Best Of RadCooks 2010

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What a year it's been! 2010 was Radioactive Cookies' inaugural year and I think we did a pretty great job! Since it's inception on February 24, 2010, RadCooks has received almost 30,000 hits and I couldn't be happier! In honor of the New Year, we of course need to recap all the amazingness of 2010. So here's a best of list that'll make you laugh, cry and probably cringe. 5 Most Visited Posts 1. PHAT GIRLS: 25 Hot Full Figured Women In Hollywood: All you skinny bitches can move aside because 2010 was the year of the big girl! As a proud curvaceous woman myself, I am so happy that the chubby chasers of the world have made Phat Girls my #1 most visited post the year! 2. RadFem To Watch: Jaclyn Santos: Thanks to a Tweet from the RedFem herself, Jaclyn Santos, this post received 2nd honors! Thanks Jaclyn, we hope to see more of you in 2010! 3. HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms: Mother's Day 2010 was my busiest day of the year. With the most posts I've ever done, I also received the most viewership. Shame on you all for reading my glob instead of spending quality time with your mommy! 4. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE: A Look At Ass-To-Mouth Surgery: The Human Centipede, what can I say? Those of you that read this post along with honorable mention THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE Review I just want to let you know that you are all very sick and you are not alone! 5. VAJAZZLE With A "J" & VAGAZZLED aka Swarovski Pubes: Let's not forget my Vajazzled posts! The pair, tied for 5th place were some of my very first posts! Though I can't take all the credit, I have to give a shout out to Bryce Gruber who took one for the team and had her lady garden bedazzeled on camera! MissBleecker's Top 5 Posts 1. KATY PERRY: The Ironic Feminist: Who could forget my massive and incredibly late Katy Perry post? Not only was this one of my most extensive posts but it was also one of the funnest. Let's not forget it introduced Prof.PurplePants! 2. CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S "NOT MYSELF TONIGHT": A Lesson In Radical Feminism: One of my top rated posts, NMT was a great song that I felt was seriously underrated. And of course, I'll always have a spot in my heart and on my glob for my #1 girl Christina Aguilera! 3. AUTO-FELLATIO: Sampling Your Own Pancakes: Oh auto-fellatio, you almost made it into the top 5! What can I say, it was a simpler time when I could write about a man pleasuring himself orally, though I have heard of a slight demand for an autolingus post... 4. The No Makeup Week Series: A great week of my life was spent au natural for you good people. It was a really great experience and hopefully the first of more to come in personal experiments! 5. RadFem Of The Century: The Ho That Boned 13 Duke Athletes And Wrote A Thesis About It: How could we forget the Duke Fuck List author Karen Owen? This was your year girl, relish in it! 5 Posts You Didn't Read But Should 1. The Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Series: This series is a personal favorite of mine. With three volumes down, I hope to keep you updated on the awfully bad attempts made at yours truly. 2. The 2010 Oscar Predictions and Outcomes Posts: I really cannot believe that there were so few readers of my 2010 Oscar posts. Not only did I predict nearly all the winners (yeah, you could have cleaned up in your office pool) but I analyzed the Oscars through a feminist and political lens. Let's not have the same fate for Oscar Watch 2011! 3. MissBleecker Goes To Washington: I was on a bus for 10 hours in one day, I missed all of my friends, I wore cookies on my breasts, and I came home to keep the party going for Halloween as Ke$ha and you still didn't read my post?! 4. The Theory of Sexual Economics Pt. 1 & Pt. 2: I have to admit these posts were a bit off collar for RadCooks but interesting nonetheless. Check them out to see what personality type is your best match according to me! 5. “THE RUNAWAYS” REVIEW: Men, You Can’t Stomach This Kind Of Gore: Now I will admit, having seen The Runaways, it was not the best movie of the year, it wasn't the worst either. It just didn't get much recognition either way, as my review did. However, I attended a screening with Joan Jett and she had some insider scoop that any rock 'n roller would love to read! Well there you have it, the Best Of RadCooks Lists 2010! I hope you all had a great year! I can't wait for 2011, I'm sure it'll be as disastrous a year in pop culture as 2010 was!