Danny Trejo The "I Used A Machete To Trim My" Mustache

Will Ferrell The "70s News Anchor" Mustache

Salvador Dali The "Surrealist" Mustache

Geraldo Rivera The "Hard Hitting Truth" Mustache

Charlie Chaplin The "Silent" Mustache

Groucho Marx The "Funny Man" Mustache

Gandhi The "World-saver Peacemaker" Mustache

Albert Einstein The "I'm Too Busy Being Smart To Shave" Mustache

Billy Dee Williams The "Futuristic Space" Mustache

Sacha Baron Cohen The "Let's Make Fun Of Foreigners By Growing A" Mustache