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Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Pt. V

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The Outlaw It was noon on the 4th of July. The sun hung high in the sky as I ran down the winding mountainside. My formerly spastic running had been replaced by something more steady; my breath was deep and even, my stride was fast and long, and the city pavement and skyline had been replaced by a pothole ridden mountain road canopied by hundred year woods. It was beautiful, and something that helped me clear my mind. Two miles down, two miles up. As I rounded the final bend down the mountain I saw the bottom of the ski slope I'd just run down, "This is going to be a bitch back up," I said to myself, out of breath. Continue reading Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Pt. V →
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30 MUSTACHE RIDES: The Official Mustache List

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Well, it's been a while since I've done a good list so here you go. I've noticed a trend that's popped back up, one that hasn't been prevalent so much in our culture since the 70's, you know what I'm talking about... mustaches. Twirl them, comb them, ride them, they're all the same... or so I thought. I have to admit, while I go weak in the knees for facial hair, the one type that always gave me the "there's a child molester breathing down the back of my neck" shivers were mustaches... up until now that is. I see it all the time now, men sporting bare faces with a snuggled upper lip and I have to say... it's kind of turning me on. So I took it upon myself to embrace this new trend of male grooming (because let's face it, any kind of male grooming should be embraced. Am I right ladies?!) and I've compiled the ultimate list! So here it is, the good, the bad and the ugly in MUSTACHES! Hot Mustaches Honorable Mustaches Evil Mustaches DISCLAIMER: I'm not telling every guy out there to grow a mustache just because you can. You need a certain type of face, a certain refinement, and a certain confidence to pull one off correctly. Please see the above examples for good mustaches and bad mustaches.
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COSMO: What I Learned In May 2011

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It must be that time of the month again! My May issue of Cosmopolitan, staring Paramore's Hayley Williams, came in the mail! And as per our agreement, I've thumbed through the countless ads for self-tanner and diet pills to find the very best, this month's issue has to offer! And as per our agreement, you shall read what I have to say. Now go! READ IT! Hayley Williams: Corn Dog of Revenge pg. 46-49 The Rubber-Band Effect pg. 144-147 I Have Orgasms All Day Long pg. 214-215 Sex Moves His Ex Didn't Do pg. 141-143 How Guys Really Feel About Your BO pg. 82 Decode His Texts pg. 256 May Look Book Check out full scans of Hayley's boring interview.
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Interactions With An Anonymous Stranger Who Will Remain Nameless Pt. IV

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The Hit On & Run So this morning I woke up a bit early to go jogging by the Hudson River. Something I like to do when it's a nice, sunny morning, like it was today. The only problem was, I felt like shit. The week had worn on me and the last thing I wanted to do on a Friday morning was to go run for an hour. But I did it anyway. I dragged my sorry ass out of bed and threw on my all back outfit (I looked like I was attending a professional jogger's funeral) and I hit the pavement. The hour went by, and just three blocks away from my apartment, the sweet release of my shower and giant bottle of water I was stopped at a light. "Excuse me miss," I turn to see a man had approached me and was looking me up and down. Mind you I have no make up on, extra baggy eyes, am pretty sweaty from my workout and having forgotten to put on deodorant, probably smelly. The one thing I did have working for me were my thin-fit technology sewn yoga pants that made my legs and ass look much more toned than they actually are. "Yeah," I panted. "How many miles would you say you run?" "About four," I looked around, the light was about to change. "Wow, that's about, that's like, a-" He was trying to do the math. "That's about 80 blocks, that's good. So, um-" The light changed. "Gotta run!" I ran across the street and could make out his parting words. "Keep up the good work!" Best. Exit. Strategy. Ever.
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COSMO: What I Learned In April 2011

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What, can I say? It's been a while. It seems while one of my original From Scratch monthly posts recapping the cockamamie advice of one Cosmopolitan Magazine has been good to me with a plentitude of hits, I have not been very good to it, throwing it to the wayside in exchange for copious amounts of Ke$ha posts. Well I'm sorry, to the Cosmo rag and RadCooks faithfuls alike. I was doing all over you, myself included, a disservice of massive proportions. But don't fret, my duties to the Sex Bible will no longer go untended. What's the change in attitude, say you? Well dear internet-mongers, it's Lent, and as a terrible Catholic and one who's never kept a Lent Resolution (what do you call what you give up for 40 days?) I've decided to turn over a new leaf. I'm not giving anything up this Lent, because that would be counter-productive, instead I'm going to do something. And what shall I do, you ask? I'm going to do reading! It's really quite shameful, I'm a writer, in and out, I write for fun, I write for leisure, I write for pay, I write because I'm always right but I don't read. So I'm going to, at least for the next 40 days (hopefully.) Today I'm reading Cosmo's April edition, cover to cover, even the monthly rape article. I know what you're thinking, Cosmo isn't real reading, well to you I say, baby steps, my friend. Tomorrow I'm hitting Freud's "Three Contributions To The Theory of Sex," but tonight, tonight I read about PC muscles and mildly kinky sex! Without further ado, here's your Cosmo Recap for April 2011 starring Tron: Legacy's Olivia Wilde! Cosmo Cover Girl: Olivia Wilde pg. 48-51 Birth Control Break Down: Why Your Method Sucks, Plus A NEW Condom & Morning After Pill! pg. 162-165 The Sexy Side Of Ovulation pg. 158-159 A Three-Step Guide To The Full Body Orgasm pg. 134 101 Things About Men: ORLY?! pg. 70-73 MacGyver Beauty Tips pg. 203-207 Your Hair Might Look Good, But It Can Also Give You Cancer! pg. 176 Read Olivia Wilde's full article below!
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OSCARS 2011: Oscar Winners

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Here are the 83rd Academy Award Winers in the order it went down on the show... at leas the ones I was willing to bet my honor on. Art Direction: Alice In Wonderland My Prediction: The King's Speech, okay so I got one wrong, but does this category really matter to anyone who's not an art director? Cinematography: Inception My Prediction: The Social Network, I have to say I probably dropped the ball on this prediction, but they're totally different styles and I'm eating my words so there! Best Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo She dropped the F-bomb at the Oscars! Not Kla$$y. Best Animated Feature: Toy Story 3 Consolation prize. Adapted Screenplay: The Social Network Done... Original Screenplay: The King's Speech and done. Best Foreign Language Film: In A Better World Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale Prime time free advertising for an ex-crack addict's boxing gym! Best Original Score: The Social Network Long live rock n' roll! Sound Mixing: Inception Sound Editing: Inception Documentary Feature: Inside Job My Prediction: Gasland, okay I admitted I hadn't seen any of these movies... even the trailers. Visual Effects: Inception Film Editing: The Social Network Best Original Song: Toy Story 3 My Prediction: Country Strong, not really a real predication more of a pipe dream. Best Director: Tom Hooper My Prediction: David Fincher, as soon as Tom Hooper's name was announced I knew The Social Network had a shot in hell of winning Best Picture. Best Actress: Natalie Portman Best Actor: Colin Firth Best Picture: The King's Speech My Prediction: The Social Network, as I said in my predictions post, the safe bet would be The King's Speech, it's a very Oscars movie. And while I'm not upset at all about the outcome of this, I chose to go with the more risky prediction with The Social Network because the Oscars were going in a younger direction but leave it to the oldies to go with the predictable pick. C'est la vie. Regardless it was a great year in film and a bearable Oscars... and that's really all I could ever ask for. My Score: 12/18 Click for full list of winners!
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OSCARS 2011: Red Carpet Fashion

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We cannot display this gallery Welcome to The 83rd Academy Awards Red Carpet Fashion Roundup! Get ready for some awesome and watermarked images... because I don't have the money to pay for the rights for any of this shit! Go Getty Watermarks! Click the links below to be fashioned! Best Dressed Worst Dressed Oscar Couples Red Carpet Man Candy
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