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ADAM LEVINE Gets Naked For Ball Cancer

So the lead singer and frontman of Maroon 5, Adam Levine, took it all off to help raise testicular cancer awareness and to encourage men to get screened. And I couldn't think of any better way to make gay men and women want to get checked out! If the goal of these photographs is to encourage men to get screened then I think they've failed because these are clearly intended for a female audience. I don't know, maybe the people behind them hope that the girlfriends, wives and platonic female friends of the world will bitch and nag the men of their lives into getting screened because Adam Levine got naked in that one add and we think ball cancer awareness is sexy! I just have two words: I WANT! I believe it was William Shakespeare who said it best:
See how he leans his junk upon her hand? Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand That I might touch that junk!
I'm really just thinking about that poor hand model that's bent down behind Adam assuming the rusty trombone position. She looks like she needs a break... One more for the road? Why not?! Via Dlisted

COSMO: What I Learned In July 2010

Here's the long-awaited Cosmo recap for July featuring the stunning, pasties flaunting Shakira. Click the links below to be Cosmo'd! Shakira: Almost A Puff Piece - Pg 22-26
Colombian babies didn't wear shoes and resorted to "sniffing glue so they could forget how hungry they were." (Direct quote)
Cosmetic Vaginal Procedures - Pg 159-161
"Husbands love the peekaboo look" referring the absence of labia minora.
The Complete User's Guide To His Testicles - Pg 112-115
The seam running down the underside of his penis is right on line with the seem on his boys. This spot is uber sensitive and when touched the right way can send his orgasm over the top.
15 Surprising Sex Facts - Pg 105-107
Women with higher levels of oestradiol cheat more often.
Plan B Questions Answered - Pg 156
You can take it up to 72 hours after a lack of or failed contraceptives.
6 Ways To Better Sex - Pg 122
Stop sucking in that tummy when you're doing the dirty. If you do, it restricts breathing, which makes orgasming harder.
Trends For July
Hottest Trend: The Snooki - The munchkin look might be out, but bouffants are very in.
See gallery below for full scans of the Shakira article.