Decode His Texts Ever wonder what is vague boy texts mean? Well, now with Cosmo's easy Boy-Text Translator you can! Here it is, because you know boys only ever send you 1 of 3 texts. Text: Do u want to hang out? Cosmo Translation: I like you, but I'm too nervous to ask you out on a real date, so I'm being annoyingly vague. MissBleecker Translation: I don't want to pay for us to go anywhere, so can we just hook up at my apartment? Or yours? Text: How was ur weekend? Cosmo Translation: Since I didn't call you or see you over the past two days, I'm trying to gauge how pissed you are and if I still have a shot. MissBleecker Translation: ... because mine was awesome! I hope you didn't see any of those Facebook pics... Text: Hey! It's been a while... Cosmo Translation: Do you have a boyfriend now? MissBleecker Translation: ... since we made out that one time, can I have sex with you?