COSMO: What I Learned In May 2011
It must be that time of the month again! My May issue of Cosmopolitan, staring Paramore's Hayley Williams, came in the mail! And as per our agreement, I've thumbed through the countless ads for self-tanner and diet pills to find the very best, this month's issue has to offer! And as per our agreement, you shall read what I have to say. Now go! READ IT!
Hayley Williams: Corn Dog of Revenge pg. 46-49
The Rubber-Band Effect pg. 144-147
I Have Orgasms All Day Long pg. 214-215
Sex Moves His Ex Didn't Do pg. 141-143
How Guys Really Feel About Your BO pg. 82
Decode His Texts pg. 256
May Look Book
Check out full scans of Hayley's boring interview.