Evil Mustaches
Hulk Hogan
The "I'm Dating A Woman Who Is Exactly Like My Daughter" Mustache
Adolph Hitler
The "Half A Man Half A" Mustache
Ron Jeremy
The "Life And Death Of A" Mustacheor The "Pornstache"
Dr. Phil
The "Dr." Mustache
Eddie Murphy
The "Baby Mama Abandoning" Mustache