How Guys Really Feel About Your BO We've heard it before, smell is a huge attraction factor. And while guys obviously go crazy over our lotion and potion scents, they like to smell us au naturel too. One guy lays down the distinction between sexy stank and just plain funky. Sexy Stank The Scenario: You've just come back from the gym. Olfactory Factor: "We get it: Women worry that if a guy is too close, he'll be turned off by her postgym odor. The thing is, we're actually turned on by it. Yes, we like that sweat smell on a woman, because there's something insanely animalistic and untamed about it... and that screams sex." Plain Funky The Scenario: You've been binging and vegging out on the couch watching re-runs. Olfactory Factor: "It's what goes along with that couch sweat that is the real boner bomb: The sweats, grimy hair, and the all-around blah mood are way too reminiscent of our stoner buddies. We've certainly never wanted to do anything taboo with them... Which I am sure is just fine with you, since you're in the middle of a Chinese-food coma anyway." Hmm... seems to me there's a deeper issue, like um, I don't know, when a girl goes to the gym she's trying to stay fit and when a girl's eating Chinese food on the couch she reminds you that she can indeed get fat. How about Chinese food on a stationary bike while watching TV?