I Have Orgasms All Day Long Orgasms. They're fun right? More than one is funner? Lots is the funnest? Right? WRONG! For one woman, orgasming was all she could do and it was destroying her life. It all began one day at the office, she felt an intense itching that quickly spread throughout her body and into her nether-regions. Like any red-blooded American woman, she decided to masturbate... and it worked. Getting off subsided the itching, but it came back later that day. Soon it was all she could do.

"I tried to focus at work but was constantly running to the bathroom or, worse, crouching behind my desk to relieve myself. I was able to do so in just a few minutes, but it was horribly stressful... At my worst, I had 24 orgasms in one hour. By that point, I was exhausted and leaving the house only to go to work and run errands."

Okay two things about this, (1) crouching behind your desk? Really? That strikes me as a tad unprofessional, and (2) 24 ORGASMS IN 1 HOUR?! Forget about being tired, my brain would be more scrambled than the Japanese guy that got lost in Inception for 80 years! Once she realized that having uncontrollable orgasms was a problem, she again, took the traditional route and Googled her symptoms. What she found was something she'd never heard of before, PGAD or persistent genital arousal disorder. PGAD is a rare disorder only found in a few thousand women. What it basically is is your brain telling your clitoris that it's aroused and engorged when the little bitch actually isn't. So Lady O traveled to a specialist where he turned the lights down low, handed her a condomed vibrator and told her to go at it. That doesn't sound like the makings of a porno. When she got off, Dr. Strangelove confirmed her self-diagnosis. His fix? Therapy and painkillers. Sounds good to me! Eventually her itching and orgasming got under control enough that she could get busy with a new beau. I love a happy ending! (Pun, yay!)