Red Carpet Man Candy Hugh Jackman and his mother... echem, wife. Russell Brand is looking yummy in blue. Justin Timberlake looks sharp. Josh Brolin = middle aged goodness Jessie Eisenberg, every girl's nerd fantasy. Jeremy Renner lookin' fine on the red carpet. New papa and nominee Javier Bardem. I don't usually do mustaches but I could take a ride with Darren Aronofsky. Colin Firth aint stuttering in this tux. Boxing bros, Christian Bale and Marky Mark. Poor snubbed Chrissy Nolan, you can rest your withered eyebrows on my shoulder. Armie Hammer would only look better if there were two of him! Andrew Garfield's spidy senses were on point tonight!