MacGyver Beauty Tips Cosmo gives some great tips on how to fix beauty snafus in a pinch and without your usual supply of shellack and probing tools. Here are the Cosmo suggestions and a little bit of MissBleecker flair. How to... defuse booze breath Cosmo's Advice: Sip water with your cocktail and buy mini-toothbrushes. MissBleecker's Advice: Order garlic fries, a dirty martini made with only olive brine, then follow it up with a shot of espresso... all that shit's got to cancel each other out... or chew gum, whatever's easier. How to... mattify oil-slicked skin Cosmo: Dab your t-zone with a toilet seat cover or toilet paper. MissBleecker: Rub your face on the nearest hottie, you'll dry your drenched skin and break the ice at the same time! How to... smooth a jagged nail Cosmo: Use a matchbook as an emery board. MissBleecker: Use your jagged nail to shank the next bitch that tries to steal your man. How to... lose the wine-stained lips Cosmo: Use a packet of sugar as a scrub or swipe your teeth before drinking with clear lip balm to avoid pigmentation. MissBleecker: Tilt your head back and don't let the wine touch your lips or teeth. How to... lock down melting self-tanner Cosmo: "You want him to see your postsex glow, not your faux glow all over his sheets. Before hitting the sack, take out your trusty compact and dust your most sweat-prone parts." MissBleecker: DON'T USE SELF-TANNER!