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Music, Sex Ed

Britney Spears Is A Sexual Threat To Her Employees

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One of Britney Spear's former bodyguards is playing the blame game. He wants some money out of the Circus Freak for reportedly sexually harassing him by walking around naked and trying to seduce him. A source (which is basically another word for an intern who made up the story) said,
She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn't reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action. Working for Britney is tough. She's a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff. All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most. He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her but the situation became unbearable.
Judging from the foul nature of the situation, I'm sure that the unnamed bodyguard is going to be asking for some money, you know for having to see Brit Brit in her birthday suit. I remember the first time I saw her cesarian scar I needed to give my eyeballs a good scrub and a half. It's really too bad though, this could have been the love affair of the century, even better than Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston in that movie, what was it called again? Via Dlisted
Film & TV, Sex Ed

Danielle Staub AKA Prostitution Whore Outdoes Herself

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey's own little Prostitution Whore, Danielle Staub is going to have a bit of explaining to do. Some photos were leaked by TMZ, supposedly stills from a homemade sex tape starring Arch Eyebrows herself. This is just one more bit of to the 1,000 piece puzzel known as Beverly Ann Merrill who changed her name to Danielle Staub after her ex-husband published a book about her numerous discretions. Looks like the gossip mill is going to be working over time with this one, here's to Teresa throwing another JC Penny dining set at Lil PW before the season's out! UPDATE: NJ Housewife Jacqueline Laurita commented on Lil PW's sex tape. From Jacqueline's Twitter, “Heard from a VERY reliable source that D released her OWN sex tape. Heard it’s disgusting. Such disregard 4 her kids.I feel horrible 4 them.” Nice to see grammar and spelling aren't lost with age and maturity! Let's keep the rumor mill running! Via ONTD
Beauty, Science, Sex Ed

FLIBANSERIN: The Little Pink Pill

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We've all thought about it, dreamt about it, never actually envisioned this day would come... but it has. The Little Pink Pill or Viagra for women might be just around the corner. On June 18 the FDA will be deciding whether or not to approve the new drug that is supposed to increase a woman's libido and possibly revolutionize sex, it's called Flibanserin. That's Fli-ban-se-rin. Makes you feel sexy doesn't it? The wonder pill is supposed to increase a woman's desire, including satisfaction with sex.
Scientists found that flibanserin, developed as an antidepressant, was ineffective for treatment of depression. But the drug appeared to produce an unexpected side effect: boosting women's libido. That prompted the company to study it for hypoactive sexual desire disorder, or HSDD, an otherwise unexplained loss of sexual thoughts, fantasies and desire that can cause significant emotional distress. Some research suggests 10 percent of women may suffer from HSDD. The company has sponsored studies involving more than 5,000 premenopausal women ages 18 to 50 in the United States, Canada and Europe in whom HSDD had been diagnosed. A 100-milligram daily dosage increased the number of satisfying sexual experiences that women had reported from the previous month -- a key benchmark the FDA has set for such drugs -- from an average of 2.7 to 4.5, compared with 3.7 among those taking a placebo.
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Beauty, Literature, Music, Science, Sex Ed

COSMO: What I Learned In June 2010

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Here we are again. Another month, another issue of Cosmopolitan, complete with the latest groundbreaking innovations in sex, fashion and everything female. The June issue features Pink in a Iron Man inspired frock. Since it's Spring Time I've decided to add a new featured column to my monthly Cosmo recaps, look for Trends by month! And a 1, 2, 3 and away we go! Click the links below to be Cosmoed! Pink Is A Badass - Pg 46-51
I'm sure her therapist will point out that her parents' turbulent relationship resulted in much of her own problems with her on again, off again husband.
Sex Tips From Guys - Pg 132-135
The Catcher - Ride him, planting your feet on the bed and use his hands as leverage to rock back and forth. This variation will give you more mobility and thrust!
Questions For Your Gyno - Pg 192-195
Can I use yogurt to treat a yeast infection?
The Immaculate Orgasm - Pg 204
Seriously, this is an article in Cosmo, with the cover that boasts, "Orgasm Guaranteed." The guarantee? That you can think you can, think you can you're way to the big O.
What To Change So A Man Will Want You - Pg136-139
He's stressed, we know, so Cosmo suggests putting your feelings on the back burner and being his shoulder to not cry on.
Tall Men vs. Short Men - Pg 81
Tall Men are... Rich - According to Cosmo, "a study" [again with the hard-hitting facts] said for every inch [above "what" we don't know] increases your salary by about $789 a year.
*NEW* Trends For June
Hottest Trend: White on White
See gallery below for full scans of Pink's interview!
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Sex Ed

HAPPY MILF DAY: Teen Moms

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Bristol Palin Age at Pregnancy: 17 The daughter of would-be Vice President got knocked up during campaigning. Her baby daddy was excluded from the baby's life and so he posed for Playgirl. Jaimie Lynn Spears Age at Pregnancy: 16 The younger sister to Britney Spears and star of Zoe 101 got pregnant and engaged at 16, but broke off her engagement. Jump for more babies with babies! Continue reading HAPPY MILF DAY: Teen Moms →
Beauty, Sex Ed

HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms

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Happy Mother's Day! I hope you all remembered! I hope if you forgot you're not looking at this! YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO BE DOING.. LIKE BUYING YOUR MOTHER A PRESENT FOR LETTING YOU BREATHE AIR! Yeah, I'm sure she gave you a complex too... Well there's nothing I can do about that now. STOP TALKING BACK! I'm gonna be a great mom! Anyway... I would like to dedicate this post to my mother, a wonderful, caring, beautiful and smart woman! Now here, look at a bunch of exploitative pictures of celebrities who also happen to be mothers! Honorable mention, Nadya Suleman aka Octomom invites you in! Get Ready for some baby-weight-hiding-nude-on-the-bed-with-a-white-sheet-carefully-carving-out-my-curves photo shoots! NSFW Continue reading HAPPY MILF DAY: 40 Hot Hollywood Moms →
Music, Sex Ed

CAN’T BE TAMED: The Story Of Every 17 Year-Old Girl Ever

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Miley Cyrus has done it again. First with her controversial Vanity Fair photo shoot and now with the cover art for her latest album titled, Can't Be Tamed. Can't be tamed is right, she's 17! And while the cover might be a little risque, she's fast embarking on adulthood, only paced faster because of her publicized life. She's wearing leather and showing her midriff, could be worse. Considering all the things she could be doing, a la Lindsay Lohan, Miley is as tame as a baby kitten. She's certainly not the lioness her record company wants to make her out to be. Now I'm sure that much like the Vanity Fair cover, this cover art will probably be scrutinized and analyzed but I'd just like you all to remember this. She's 17! "But MissBleecker, she's just 17, how could she?" Um... I don't know, think back to when you were 17 and everything you did. Think about everything you did that wasn't on the cover of an album? We all know teenagers are wild and rebellious and a bit dramatic. I AM NOT DRAMATIC!!! Sure you're not. But in all seriousness, she's a young woman, if the argument is that she's going to be a role model for young women and she's representing a sexualized version of teenaged girls then I say to you, she's 17 and last time I checked most people become sexually active at the age of 16. Sorry parents if you're worried about your kids having sex because of Miley they probably already are. Also, as I seem to recall the Virgin Crew from the late 90s/early 00s didn't do much saving room for Jesus either, if you know what I mean. And look at how they turned out! Not a great example, but you get the picture.
Literature, Sex Ed

Looks Like I’m Going To Stay Unemployed…

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Mixing business with pleasure...
There's something we globbers fear more than anything... our day job bosses. Jezebel posted an article today about a woman who got fired from her part time day job because her boss "stumbled" upon her sex blog, The Beautiful Kind. I never got to read any of my fallen friend's blog but Jezebel posted an excerpt,
Here's what's coming up! 1. This week I'm having my first colonic, as well as my first pussy modeling session (but not at the same time) 2. Next week I'll be sharing one of the hottest moments of my life. It will come at you in three smokin' parts.
Well, it looks like I won't be getting a job anytime soon! But if you are a future/potential employer of Miss Bleecker, I'd like to give you this message, I like what I do and am proud of it, auto-fellatio post and all! Here's to free speech! Side note: Who am I kidding? I want to be in the entertainment industry, controversy sells! Raunchy posts all around!
Film & TV, Music, Sex Ed

CHRISTINA AGUILERA’S “NOT MYSELF TONIGHT”: A Lesson In Radical Feminism

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Cover art for Aguilera's upcoming album, Bionic.
Okay kids this is an educational post so Miss Bleecker is going to use her impending college degree to do a super, special, fancy post. Get ready to get schooled! Smarty pants language starting in... 3... 2... There is a strongly held belief that to be a radical feminist one must contradict all traditional aspects of feminitiy. In the Bleecker's opinion, the strongest feminist embraces her femininity. If you know mah homegirl Christina Aguilera, you know she feels the same way. There's been a lot of controversy surrounding the release of Christina Aguilera's latest music video, Not Myself Tonight. The main arguments involving the video are: that Aguilera is selling her sexuality for shock value and that Aguilera is copying other female artists. Both of these statements are true, but not for the reasons the online media explains them to be. Introduction: Aguilera's Feminist Manifesto Chapter 1: Aguilera's Music Video Anthology Chapter 2: Analysis Of The Not Myself Tonight Lyrics Chapter 3: Madonna: Holding Out vs. Putting Out Chapter 4: Freedom 90: Musical Bondage & Breaking Free Chapter 5: Sex and the City: When Is Sexuality Acceptable? Chapter 6: Beyonce: Getting Out Of Relationships Chapter 7: Lady Gaga: The Line Between Benefits & Heartbreak Conclusion: Getting The Mixed Message If you haven't seen the video don't even bother reading this post. But you really should watch the video. Probably the uncensored version too.
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