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COSMO: What I Learned In June 2010

Here we are again. Another month, another issue of Cosmopolitan, complete with the latest groundbreaking innovations in sex, fashion and everything female. The June issue features Pink in a Iron Man inspired frock. Since it's Spring Time I've decided to add a new featured column to my monthly Cosmo recaps, look for Trends by month! And a 1, 2, 3 and away we go! Click the links below to be Cosmoed! Pink Is A Badass - Pg 46-51
I'm sure her therapist will point out that her parents' turbulent relationship resulted in much of her own problems with her on again, off again husband.
Sex Tips From Guys - Pg 132-135
The Catcher - Ride him, planting your feet on the bed and use his hands as leverage to rock back and forth. This variation will give you more mobility and thrust!
Questions For Your Gyno - Pg 192-195
Can I use yogurt to treat a yeast infection?
The Immaculate Orgasm - Pg 204
Seriously, this is an article in Cosmo, with the cover that boasts, "Orgasm Guaranteed." The guarantee? That you can think you can, think you can you're way to the big O.
What To Change So A Man Will Want You - Pg136-139
He's stressed, we know, so Cosmo suggests putting your feelings on the back burner and being his shoulder to not cry on.
Tall Men vs. Short Men - Pg 81
Tall Men are... Rich - According to Cosmo, "a study" [again with the hard-hitting facts] said for every inch [above "what" we don't know] increases your salary by about $789 a year.
*NEW* Trends For June
Hottest Trend: White on White
See gallery below for full scans of Pink's interview!

Beyonce “Why Don’t You Love Me” Music Video Premiere

In Beyonce's latest music video she spends almost 5 whole minutes whining about the fact that her boyfriend doesn't love her anymore. She gets dolled up, does household chores and bakes for her man (all failed attempts by the way.) Maybe if bitch didn't light her cookies on fire she could learn how to keep a man. I'll tell you one thing, crying into a phone while smoking and pounding down martinis, donning mascara tears is not going to make your boyfriend love you anymore. Crazy bitch alert! The song is catchy enough and I guess the message BB Homemaker is trying to send might be somewhere along the lines of, "if a woman is beautiful and caring and smart, what's not to love?" Well, Beyonce, sometimes things just don't work out. Side note: Does anyone else think it's odd that after Beyonce and Jay-Z married she came out with all these songs about female independence and abusive relationships? Just saying... The video wouldn't embed properly, so until YouTube snags a copy you're just going to have to click!

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.