Cosmo asserts that judging a man by his height might be a good thing for us women to do... I mean we already judge men on everything else. Cosmo distinguishes characteristics for short and tall men. Short Men are... Sensitive - Since they're vertically challenged, they have to make up for it by being more sensitive, and therefore, more emotionally appealing. Sexual Dynamos - We're all the same height when we're horizontal. Shorties rack up points with creativity in the bedroom. Long-Living - Tiny doesn't mean deady. Short men average 5 more years of life than tall ones. Tall Men are... Popular - Tall men command attention in a room full of people. Basically they're more likely to be Prom King. Happy - "According to the National Bureau of Economic Research [because that's a trusted source], tall men report higher levels of life satisfaction." Rich - According to Cosmo, "a study" [again with the hard-hitting facts] said for every inch [above "what" we don't know] increases your salary by about $789 a year.