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Miss Tila Is Going To Give Me A Run For My Money

I don't usually do posts to completely bash someone, but bitch threw down the gauntlet. Tila Tequila, in her eternal wisdom has launched her own celebrity gossip blog, MissTilaOMG.com. Let's put aside the fact that Miss Tila stole my first name, yeah I'm the only one in the world who was using "Miss" before her! In the video below Miss Tila claims she's going to be dethroning some bloggers, she's aiming high with TMZ but we all know that her STD coated sword is going to be looking for my neck. Now I don't know about y'all but I always envisioned a world where all bloggers, bad and good, celebrity and political, could just get along. But I will say this, if Miss Tila tries to knock me out of my 7,006,536,634th spot on WorldsBestBlogs.com she's going to be losing more than her lame ass MTV reality show! You don't fuck with MissBleecker babycakes!

Looks Like I’m Going To Stay Unemployed…

Mixing business with pleasure...
There's something we globbers fear more than anything... our day job bosses. Jezebel posted an article today about a woman who got fired from her part time day job because her boss "stumbled" upon her sex blog, The Beautiful Kind. I never got to read any of my fallen friend's blog but Jezebel posted an excerpt,
Here's what's coming up! 1. This week I'm having my first colonic, as well as my first pussy modeling session (but not at the same time) 2. Next week I'll be sharing one of the hottest moments of my life. It will come at you in three smokin' parts.
Well, it looks like I won't be getting a job anytime soon! But if you are a future/potential employer of Miss Bleecker, I'd like to give you this message, I like what I do and am proud of it, auto-fellatio post and all! Here's to free speech! Side note: Who am I kidding? I want to be in the entertainment industry, controversy sells! Raunchy posts all around!