Happy Mother's Day! I hope you all remembered! I hope if you forgot you're not looking at this! YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO BE DOING.. LIKE BUYING YOUR MOTHER A PRESENT FOR LETTING YOU BREATHE AIR! Yeah, I'm sure she gave you a complex too... Well there's nothing I can do about that now. STOP TALKING BACK! I'm gonna be a great mom! Anyway... I would like to dedicate this post to my mother, a wonderful, caring, beautiful and smart woman! Now here, look at a bunch of exploitative pictures of celebrities who also happen to be mothers! Honorable mention, Nadya Suleman aka Octomom invites you in! Get Ready for some baby-weight-hiding-nude-on-the-bed-with-a-white-sheet-carefully-carving-out-my-curves photo shoots! NSFW The 40 Hottest Hollywood MILFs! Angelina Jolie The 34 year-old homewrecker holds the record on the list with six little ones! Kate Hudson The 31 year-old actress is mother of one. Michelle Williams The 29 year-old mother of one is settled, cozy in Brooklyn. bK wAtUp?! Gwen Stefani The 40 year-old songstress is mother of two! Jennifer Garner The 38 year-old Alias star is mother of two. Victoria Beckham The 35-year old Spice Girl is soccer-excuse me... football mom to three! Halle Berry The 43 year-old Bond-Girl is mother to one. Katie Holmes The 31 year-old prisoner of Overlord Tom Cruise is mother to one. Heidi Klum The 36 year-old Victoria's Secret model is mother to five! Madonna The 51 year-old cradle-robber (because she likes younger men AND she stole a baby from Africa) is mother to two. Cindy Crawford The 44 year-old super-molemodel is mother to two. Jenny McCarthy The 37 year-old Playboy Centerfold and anti-vaccine propagandist is mother to one... little boy with autism... too soon? Denise Richards The 39 year-old other Bond-Girl/backstabber-extraordinaire is mother to two. Catherine Zeta Jones The 40 year-old wrinkle-puss lover is mother to two. Demi Moore The 47 year-old star of Striptease is mother to three! Brooke Burke The 38 year-old why-is-she-famous is mother to two. Pamela Anderson The 42 year-old hepatitis positive vixen is mother to two! Kelly Ripa The 39 year-old TD Bank enthusiast is mother of three. Reese Witherspoon The 34 year-old girl next door is mother of two. Nicole Kidman The 42 year-old Tom Cruise victim survivor is mother of three. Julia Roberts The 42 year-old pretty woman is mother of three. Jennifer Lopez The 40 year-old former-South Bronx inhabitant is mother of two. Kourtney Kardashian The 31 year-old is mother of one little boy... who may or may not have been conceived on/for reality TV. Sandra Bullock The 45 year-old most recent victim of the Oscar Curse just adopted her first baby! Jessica Alba The 29 year-old talentless hack, but still pretty hot actress is mother of one shot-gun wedding baby girl! Christina Aguilera The 29 year-old first RadFem Of The Week is mother to one. Milla Jovovich The 34 year-old USSR-before-it-was-called-Kiev born beauty is mother to one. Gwyneth Paltrow The 37 year-old fruited two from her looms. Sarah Jessica Parker The 45 year-old star of Hags in Abu Dhabi 2 is mother of three. Isla Fisher The 34 year-old fire-crotch is mother of one baby-Borat! Ashlee Simpson The 25 year-old is mother to one Random Borough in New York City-Jungle Book bouncing baby boy! Britney Spears The 28 year-old If You Seek Amyed her way to two children! Salma Hayek The 43 year-old I'd-do-her-if-I-were-a-lesbian actress is mother to one. Vanessa Williams The 47 year-old former-ex-Miss America is mother of four. Elle Macpherson The 47 year-old other Victoria's Secret Model/other "The Body" (it's still open to debate) is mother of two. Courtney Cox The 45 year-old friend is mother of one. Michelle Obama The 46 year-old First Lady is mother of two beautiful little girls! Alyson Hannigan The 36 year-old How I Met You Mother (though I know her as Willow from Buffy) actress is mother of one! (Guess who the father is?... It's Wesley, the other watcher!) Naomi Watts The 41 year-old actress is mother of two children... not the girl from The Ring... just so we're clear. Brooke Shields The 44 year-old Latisse spokesmodel is mother of two. Seriously? That shit can change the color of your eyes?