Ladies, are you able to get to the edge but just can't seem to jump off? Well you're not the only one and Cosmo has the fix for your orgasm woes. By using the power of positive thinking you'll be able to come with the best of them! Seriously, this is an article in Cosmo, with the cover that boasts, "Orgasm Guaranteed." The guarantee? That you can think you can, think you can you're way to the big O. They're calling it the Immaculate Orgasm. Cosmo sites a study to back up their highfalutin claim, "They compared the women's hart rate, blood pressure, pupil dilation, and pain threshold - all indicators of orgasm - and discovered that they were the same whether the subjects climaxed by touch of by thoughts alone." Sure the subjects could have been experiencing an immacualte orgasm, or they could have been in the throws of an anxiety attack because someone was probing them and telling them to think dirty thoughts. Cosmo also says that Lady Gaga has admitted thinking her way to orgasm. Well if Lady Gaga's doing it then it must be true, because of course, she's my idol for everything sane and rational. I call BS, even Shannyn Sossamon needed an Orchid Flower to get off!