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Beyonce “Why Don’t You Love Me” Music Video Premiere

In Beyonce's latest music video she spends almost 5 whole minutes whining about the fact that her boyfriend doesn't love her anymore. She gets dolled up, does household chores and bakes for her man (all failed attempts by the way.) Maybe if bitch didn't light her cookies on fire she could learn how to keep a man. I'll tell you one thing, crying into a phone while smoking and pounding down martinis, donning mascara tears is not going to make your boyfriend love you anymore. Crazy bitch alert! The song is catchy enough and I guess the message BB Homemaker is trying to send might be somewhere along the lines of, "if a woman is beautiful and caring and smart, what's not to love?" Well, Beyonce, sometimes things just don't work out. Side note: Does anyone else think it's odd that after Beyonce and Jay-Z married she came out with all these songs about female independence and abusive relationships? Just saying... The video wouldn't embed properly, so until YouTube snags a copy you're just going to have to click!

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA’S “NOT MYSELF TONIGHT”: A Lesson In Radical Feminism

Cover art for Aguilera's upcoming album, Bionic.
Okay kids this is an educational post so Miss Bleecker is going to use her impending college degree to do a super, special, fancy post. Get ready to get schooled! Smarty pants language starting in... 3... 2... There is a strongly held belief that to be a radical feminist one must contradict all traditional aspects of feminitiy. In the Bleecker's opinion, the strongest feminist embraces her femininity. If you know mah homegirl Christina Aguilera, you know she feels the same way. There's been a lot of controversy surrounding the release of Christina Aguilera's latest music video, Not Myself Tonight. The main arguments involving the video are: that Aguilera is selling her sexuality for shock value and that Aguilera is copying other female artists. Both of these statements are true, but not for the reasons the online media explains them to be. Introduction: Aguilera's Feminist Manifesto Chapter 1: Aguilera's Music Video Anthology Chapter 2: Analysis Of The Not Myself Tonight Lyrics Chapter 3: Madonna: Holding Out vs. Putting Out Chapter 4: Freedom 90: Musical Bondage & Breaking Free Chapter 5: Sex and the City: When Is Sexuality Acceptable? Chapter 6: Beyonce: Getting Out Of Relationships Chapter 7: Lady Gaga: The Line Between Benefits & Heartbreak Conclusion: Getting The Mixed Message If you haven't seen the video don't even bother reading this post. But you really should watch the video. Probably the uncensored version too.

US TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN REMAKE “TELEPHONE”: Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Policy Remains Intact

I'm glad to see the military got rid of all the gays! The above video was posted last week, I'm assuming when there was a lull in the war. But seriously, this is probably one of the first times I'm really proud of our boys overseas. They put their free time to good use. They could be watching porn on VHS and circle jerking, but instead they chose to remake the best music video of the year; complete with choreographed dance routines, costumes, back flips and homoerotic imagery! What could be more patriotic?! I really feel that if our soldiers went out into the streets of Afghanistan and just danced it out, the world would be a much more beautiful place! That's it! When I become the first Female President of the United States I'm going to replace military troops with dance crews! Spreading freedom one Harlem Shake at a time! Via Dlisted