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Film & TV, Sex Ed

NSFW Argentinians Know How To Dance

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[vodpod id=Video.5230307&w=425&h=350&fv=] So I wasn't going to post anything until next year, but this was just too good to not share! On Bailando por un Sueño, an Argentinian dance show, this dance pair stripped down and mimed sexy times to Aerosmith's Crazy. I have to say, I don't know what all the hubbub is about. It's a late night at the office, secretary and janitor working late, feeling a little lonely, clothes come off, aerial thong lifts, don't pretend like it's never happened to you. And excuse me if you all aren't dance-literate to notice, but not only did these two have chemistry but their moves were so on! And let's not forget the great contribution they're giving to the Argentinian society and by now the global internet world of promoting exciting foreplay! Via ONTD
Politics

RadFem Sarcastic Edition: Mel Gibson

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[redlasso id="d135898c-f6f7-4bbb-b5d4-4bc6c46565fb"] This special one time only (hopefully) RadFem Award: Sarcastic Edition goes to the woman loving Mel Gibson. Here's the much talked about audio recording his sneaky whore of a baby-mama, Oksana Grigorieva leaked to the media. Mel's Motto: If you leave the house dressed in revealing clothes then you're asking to get raped. (Of course Mel gets a little more specific and creative with his wording but you know, I'm just a humble writer.) I don't know what Oksana's problem is she's breast-feeding the baby with possibly fake boobs (which is super dangerous because no one's ever done that before and doctors haven't figured out a way to bypass the mammary glands.) At the end of the recording he even tells her to never leave the comfort of his home and, even though he's not going to give it to her, he will "let" her stay. He even offers to take care of his child while screaming at her that he doesn't love/want her anymore. Now that's what I call a dedicated father. Yes, Mel Gibson is certainly deserving of the RadFem (Sarcastic) Award. Why he's right up there with those right-to-lifers who bomb abortion clinics. Thank you Mel Gibson, for opening up my eyes. Now excuse me while I slip on my green pussy-hugging number and go have a night on the town without a man to protect me from all the rape... because I want it!
Sex Ed

Why It Sucks To Have A Penis

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Men, I love you, and I give you guys credit for everything you have to do. I believe I truly understand why it sucks to be a guy, and please, if you wish to correct me after you finish reading this then let's go out for a drink (my treat!) Why It Sucks To Have A Penis 1. You Have To Pay For Dates - While I do think a man should pay for the first three dates (at the very least the first) and I'll always offer to go Dutch, there are women who expect men to pay for a lot more. In this economy it's hard to date, and we understand that. Please refer to my post, Free Ways To Get Laid if your pockets are a little light of late. 2. Rejection - We do expect you to make the first move, we also expect you to get the fuck away from us if we shoot you down. It's hard to deal with rejection on a regular basis. My hat goes off to all the men who try, fail and continue to try! 3. Condoms - We understand that it must feel very claustrophobic for your little Princess Sophia to be tightly wrapped up in latex... but understand that pregnancy/abortions are expensive and herpes never dies! 4. You Die Sooner - Death is something that everyone has to face, it just sucks that men have a few years less to spend on the earth. But just think of it like this, when you die your wife is going to be left with nothing to mend her broken heart... except for all your money, personal belongings and pension. I kid. Not really. 6 more reasons why it sucks to be a dude after the jump! Continue reading Why It Sucks To Have A Penis →