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Four Words: OCTOMOM SPANKING FETISH VIDEO

I knew that'd be enough to draw you sickos in! It's true, Nadya Suleman aka the Octomom has made a fetish video in which she spanks (rather daintily actually) radio personality Tattoo. I found it hard to sit through this video for several reasons, (1) Homegirl needs some acting lessons, she's hardly believable as a person let alone a skanked up leather-clad babysitter. (2) You have eight kids and you don't know how to spank correctly? For someone dressed up like a dominatrix wannabe you better be able to crack the whip with some feeling. (3) I wanted to jump into the video Mary Poppins style and handle the whip myself because all that whining and raspy baby talk was making me want to stab my eardrums with knitting needles. And (4) Who says that a fetish video has to be such low quality? What, would it kill the producer to spring for some lighting, or maybe a tripod? I guess all the production money went to those killer costumes and amazing ball pit. But I guess a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. She doesn't have any baby daddies to scam for child support and lord knows the new health care bill isn't going to pay for all that collagen... and silicone... and tummy tucks. I just can't wait until these kids grow up and see the publicity hell storm they were born into. Can Angelina Jolie please come adopt them now?! They're still young, they probably won't even be able to tell the difference. Well, here is it. Why do I do this to myself? [vodpod id=Video.5386226&w=425&h=350&fv=allowFullScreen%3Dtrue%26amp%3Bquality%3Dhigh%26amp%3Bbgcolor%3D%23ffffff%26amp%3BvideoPage%3Dtrue%26amp%3Brole%3Dlibrary%26amp%3Borigin%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.tmz.com%26amp%3BlcIncludeContent%3Dtrue%26amp%3BalwaysAutoPlay%3Dfalse%26amp%3BadRatio%3D3%26amp%3BuseMds%3Dtrue%26amp%3BmdsUrl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fmetaframe.digitalsmiths.tv%26amp%3BgandalfLocation%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ftmz.digitalsmiths.tv%2FWebService%2FGandalfSearch%26amp%3BmediaKey%3De0197dec-87c8-4562-a23b-f0c3d5d86eb1%26amp%3Bautoplay%3Dfalse%26amp%3B] Via Dlisted

NO MAKEUP WEEK: Day 4 – Sunday

The Day Of Rest I might have taken Sunday as a day of rest a little too literally. Yesterday I slept most of the day away, finally waking up 2PM. I did the usual: recon to find all my belongings I'd scattered around my room in my altered state, recounted my weekend with a long-distance friend, and ate left-over Indian food. Before I knew it, I had to be on my merry way, for this weekend I had a full dance card and my next tango was coming up in the form of a birthday party in the ABCs. But first thing's first, I was overdue to get my lady garden landscaped by the "we don't fuck around" Russian ladies at Dyanna Spa (highly recommended.) When I got there, my Waxer/Waxologist (what's the job title?) took a look at my face and said, "You look different." She said she didn't know what it was but that it was different and nice. And so we conversed about different things, the weekend, my job, my vagina; my naked face seemed to be bridging not only a language barrier but bringing me closer to a woman who'd seen me in more positions than my yoga instructor. Sunday, Bloody Sunday I was beginning to feel more confident, especially after my weekend of partying. No one really seemed to notice I wasn't wearing makeup, and if they did, they didn't care. Which goes back to the old philosophy, people care far too much about themselves to notice anyone else. After the party, I checked out a tattoo parlor (I'm thinking of getting one,) and looking at the artists' books and the massive work that people had gotten made me question beauty. More so than putting a face on everyday, we all have beauty routines. We brush our hair, we moisturize, we accessorize, we create ensembles, we make up, we dye, we wax, we tattoo, we pierce, we tuck, we implant, we Lipo, I could go on forever, but I think you get the point. Beauty routines are not abnormal, but they are varying, both by way and extent. Now some might say certain regimens or procedures are unnecessary, and they might very well be, but they might very well not be to that individual. But where and when do we draw a distinction between normal, acceptable beauty alterations and deformation? Side Note: I know I'm raising a lot of really deep questions this week, and while I might not be able to answer all or even any of them definitively by the end of the week, they represent more of a greater meditation on beauty than just asinine questions meant to confuse the reader. I'm guessing this didn't help with that much. This post is brought to you by Original RadFem, and no stranger to makeup, Christina Aguilera.