This one is just for fun but I read this great poemesque article articulating what one man knows about women.

You like to eat. Fuck it, then. Eat. You look better to use when you drink beer out of the bottle, when you play bass guitar in an otherwise all-male band, when you wear cotton briefs rather than a thong, and when you wear clear nail polish or none at all. You also look awesome in a flannel shirt. Apparently, you look best to use when you look like a man - specifically, a drunk lumberjack with rhythm.

This is bullshit, I always go to the bar wearing flannel, cotton briefs and clear nail polish ONLY! In my hands will be chicken wings and a Sam Adams. On my back will be my acoustic guitar (sorry, I don't have a bass.) I'm demand a refund from Esquire... it might be the acoustic though... dammit!