ESQUIRE: What I Learned In May 2010

Are you a man? Do you just not understand women? Have you ever shouted (either in your head or at your lady friend) "What the fuck do you want from me?!" If you've answered yes to any of the above questions (likelihood of all = high) I want you to know that you are not alone and that there is a remedy! Simply read the below expectations women have of men, at every age and set your mind (and wallet) at ease! What Women Expect From Men At 18 Reasonable Expectation: "He should be compassionate, at least. There have to be some teenage boys with compassion!" Random Expectation: "He should know how to whittle wood." (You what they say about wood whittlers...) At 27 Reasonable Expectation: "He should know how to cook one thing really well." Random Expectation: "He should have a 'way' about him." At 35 Reasonable Expectation: "He should have moved from pickup lines to conversation starters." Random Expectation: "He should not have a belly." At 44 Reasonable Expectation: "He should be financially secure." Random Expectation: "He should be able to sing along to all the songs on Boston's first album." (Not an expectation but definitely a plus!) At 53 Reasonable Expectation: "He should admit his mistakes." Random Expectation: "He should like Bob Dylan." Side note: Regarding the "Random Expectations" portion, these are expectations included in the article, I did not make them up!

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