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VAJAZZLE With A “J”

So, I still don't know the correct spelling, Vagazzle or Vajazzle, Completely Bare, the spa that offers the service spells it Vajazzle, but refers to the service as "completely bare with a Flair." Regardless, the first Vagazzle/Vajazzle post is by far my most popular, sickos! And so, in honor of that ill-fated post I shall give the people what they want! Below is the original video of Jennifer Love Hewitt on George Lopez talking about her Disco Ball! Completely Bare is a spa, with 3 locations in Manhattan and 1 in Scarsdale (random.) The Vajazzling treatment itself will run you $115, but before you're able to encrust your cooter with crystals you'll need to plow you're lady garden; a completely bare Wax (a thorough wax removing everything, front to back) will run you $82. Which means you can drop almost $200 on your vagina in one visit to the Completely Bare Spa, not including numbing cream (which for some reason costs extra!), tax and tip (tip well!) I said in my last Vajazzle post that I was on the fence as to whether or not this was a good idea; I've since formulated a thought! I think women should get Vajazzled! Since I don't think vajazzling is something women do strictly for men, I think it's something only a woman can truly enjoy, I would definitely do it! Vajazzling is a feminist expression, celebrating the vagina! So go on girl, frost yourself (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days reference)! And for the rest of you sickos out there, I know this is what you really wanted, PICTURES! Feast your eyes!

VAGAZZLED aka Swarovski Pubes

So a little while back JLove announced that she "Vagazzeled," which I guess is a new thing to do which involves spending a lot of money to glue rhinestones onto your FUPA. Now I know that when I was in middle school me and the homegirls would go to Claire's and buy a little clear sticker thing with rhinestones in the shape of a butterfly or heart or some shit like that and glue it on our arms and it was oh so cool. We didn't really know it was a stripper thing, but this was the early 2000s, back when it was okay to wear roll on body glitter. The jury's still out on whether or not I think Vagazzeling is a good idea or not, but I mean we live in a world where rappers have platinum and diamond encrusted teeth, why not a Swarovski studded snatch? Below is a video of some poor, would-be journalist who is obviously being forced to haver her FUPA Vagazzeled. Not only is she subjected to cover stupid ass stories like this but she actually gets naked on camera. Yup, below is a video of a healthy and attractive, and may I add waxed, female getting her snatch bedazzled. Oh the humanity! Via Dlisted