The Roffle - A Creepy toy, displayed dangling from the ceiling in an Autogrille (or fancy Italian gas station.) I'm assuming the origin of these laughing animals is from the new age text language word ROFL or rolling on the floor laughing. Bad Santa - Santa shows the ladies what he's going to do to those of us who've been naughty. Read on for 8 more fun things from Italy. NSFW to follow! Energade - Italian version of Gatorade Smokin' Lighters - Italian's love their kitschy weed lighters. Get Well Soon Cards - Don't know what it means but it's a picture of a baby excited by a nipple... so naturally it's funny. Vino - Inebrio, a great name for a mediocre wine. Sexy Jesus - First I thought this guy was a statue and then he moved and offered me a greeting, so I gave him 50 Euro cents. Hello Kitty Pads - This is just brilliant irony right here. Hello Kitty. Pads. Different absorbencies. I can't even... Graffiti - Even the graffiti is slurred by the vodka. Arts & Crafts - In a ceramics store cluttered with plates covered in farm animals and flowers was this little gem. Someone in the pottery store must have been having a rough day.