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COSMO: What I Learned In April 2010

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It must be that time of the month again. My monthly subscription has come... to Cosmo I mean. Yes, Cosmopolitan Magazine is the source for all my life decisions. They're brilliant, that's all I have to say; and this month they've delivered a few great gems unto the world. RadCooks is your only source for monthly Cosmo Recaps! Click the links below to be Cosmoed Who is Lady Gaga? - Pg 30-34
Lady Gaga is a slut. She freely admits it in this month's Cosmo featuring her on the cover in her wildest outfit yet... herself.
Birth Control Affects Your Attraction To Men? - Pg 164
Which, basically sums up all of male and female behavior, women aren't baby-hungry and men aren't whores, we're both just trying to prolong our species the best ways we can.
What Exactly Is Female Ejaculation? - Pg 113
Where the liquid comes (pun) from isn't exactly pinned down yet (women are such a mystery) but scientists are suggesting it comes from the female prostate. Yeah guys, we've got one too!
What's The Kivin Method? - Pg 230 Video inside! The iPhone Has A Safe Sexting App? - Pg 174
It's like a condom for your dignity!
You Can Judge A Person Based On Their Beer Choice? - Pg 60
They claim you can tell a lot about a person based solely on their choice of beer.
See full scans below for Gaga's interview & photoshoot!
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Music

“David Geffen Is So Vain” Doesn’t Have The Same Ring… Or Mystery

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Can we talk about her nipples for a second?
First Deep Throat comes out and now another vintage mystery is finally solved! Who was Carly Simon singing about in her 1972 hit "You're so Vain?" Simon sneakily reveals in her upcoming album that David Geffen, the head of her record label at the time, was just so very vain. Really? David Geffen? Really? With the laundry list of Carly's ex-lovers I was honestly expecting a little more out of homegirl. Apparently you can only hear the name David when you play the reworked song backwards. I'd rather believe the "David" was the devil coming through my MacBook speakers and not Carly admitting she was jealous because Geffen was giving more attention to Joni Mitchell. And so I shall delude myself! Dlisted has the full story. Princess Sophia has prepared a musical snack for you!
Film & TV, Music

“THE RUNAWAYS” REVIEW: Men, You Can’t Stomach This Kind Of Gore

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Check out the trailer for The Runaways starring Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning. While you're in a video watching mood, check out baby Cherie Currie and baby Joan Jett performing "Cherry Bomb" in Japan circa 1977. Rock on ladies! WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, WAIT UNTIL FUCKING MARCH 19 AND PAY $12.50, OR A FEW BUCKS LESS IF YOU LIVE IN NOT NYC (WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D BE READING THIS IF YOU DIDN'T, OR EVEN IF YOU DID FOR THAT MATTER.) Nothing says chick flick like blood... menstrual blood that is. The Runaways opens with a single drop of Scorsese Red blood falling onto the pavement, as the camera moves up a mature Dakota Fanning's leg to reveal the source. Blood streams down her leg from under her mini skirt as she and her sister run to a nearby public restroom, exchange panties, and do the old pad made out of napkins song and dance. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about, men, I'm sorry I ruined the fantasy. Women bleed! Continue reading “THE RUNAWAYS” REVIEW: Men, You Can’t Stomach This Kind Of Gore →