Cosmo brings judgementality (yes I'm making up words) to a whole new level in this month's issue. They claim you can tell a lot about a person based solely on their choice of beer. Here's how they break it down, if you like- Domestic you are comfortable with who you are but not open to change. Light you get along with everyone but can be a bit of a tool. Import you are hardworking but image-obsessed. Microbew you'll try anything once, but you might be laid back to the point of laziness. Eh, kind of true actually.