Men, I love you, and I give you guys credit for everything you have to do. I believe I truly understand why it sucks to be a guy, and please, if you wish to correct me after you finish reading this then let's go out for a drink (my treat!) Why It Sucks To Have A Penis 1. You Have To Pay For Dates - While I do think a man should pay for the first three dates (at the very least the first) and I'll always offer to go Dutch, there are women who expect men to pay for a lot more. In this economy it's hard to date, and we understand that. Please refer to my post, Free Ways To Get Laid if your pockets are a little light of late. 2. Rejection - We do expect you to make the first move, we also expect you to get the fuck away from us if we shoot you down. It's hard to deal with rejection on a regular basis. My hat goes off to all the men who try, fail and continue to try! 3. Condoms - We understand that it must feel very claustrophobic for your little Princess Sophia to be tightly wrapped up in latex... but understand that pregnancy/abortions are expensive and herpes never dies! 4. You Die Sooner - Death is something that everyone has to face, it just sucks that men have a few years less to spend on the earth. But just think of it like this, when you die your wife is going to be left with nothing to mend her broken heart... except for all your money, personal belongings and pension. I kid. Not really. 6 more reasons why it sucks to be a dude after the jump! 5. Male Pattern Baldness - No consecutive three word phrase scares a man more than "male pattern baldness." We understand your pride is linked to your hair, or lack thereof, so men, cherish it while you've got it and just remember, it comes from your mother's side. 6. The Mental Illness Factor - Men are much more likely to be sociopaths and murderers. So while women might act crazy, men actually are CRAZY! 7. Fighting/Violence - You've been taught from a young age to never back down from a fight. And let's face it, no matter how drunk you are, or how much of a dick that other guy is being, sometimes we just want to say, "Let's hug it out man." 8. Rectal Exams - Scary but necessary... and no it's not "gay." 9. You Get Weird Looks When You Order A Fruity Drink - You know, sometimes after a long day of work, your feet are hurting and your boss ripped you a new one you just want to sit down, watch the game and kick back with a strawberry daiquiri, and who's to say you shouldn't? 10. Women Are Crazy - Women are crazy. I'm repeating it because it's true. We are emotional beings, but this isn't a bad thing. Men suppress a lot of their emotions because it's seen as a feminine and week quality, this also accounts for a high level of mental illnesses in men. Please let your feelings out, we'd be less crazy because we'd know how you feel. Also, sometimes a brother just needs to cry. There you have it. My 2-parter glob post. I hope all you ladies and gents have enjoyed it and maybe learned a little more about each other. Ladies, if you feel I'm being a little kind on the guys, check out the reasons Why It Sucks To Have A Vagina.