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Why It Sucks To Be Gay

Who wants to experience the most pure form of love as suggested by some ancient Greek guys?! 1. HIV Scapegoat - It's sad but true, when HIV came out a lot of people blamed homosexual men. However, gay men have rallied together and are one of the biggest proponents of condoms. Statistics don't lie (they do but we'll get into that another day) gay men are winning the fight against AIDS! 2. Adoption - We all love to tune into Modern Family to watch Cam and Mitchell raising they're little "potsticker." (Side note: I did not make up that joke, it's a line from the show, and I am aware that it is semi-racist.) However, it's not always that simple. It's super hard for gay men to become fathers. 3. Social Acceptance - Gay men are definitely loved in some aspects, however a lot of society has a slanted/stereotypical view on them. That they're accessories or tokens in society is not (at least not all the time) true! 4 more reasons it sucks to love the cock after the jump! Continue reading Why It Sucks To Be Gay

Why It Sucks To Have A Penis

Men, I love you, and I give you guys credit for everything you have to do. I believe I truly understand why it sucks to be a guy, and please, if you wish to correct me after you finish reading this then let's go out for a drink (my treat!) Why It Sucks To Have A Penis 1. You Have To Pay For Dates - While I do think a man should pay for the first three dates (at the very least the first) and I'll always offer to go Dutch, there are women who expect men to pay for a lot more. In this economy it's hard to date, and we understand that. Please refer to my post, Free Ways To Get Laid if your pockets are a little light of late. 2. Rejection - We do expect you to make the first move, we also expect you to get the fuck away from us if we shoot you down. It's hard to deal with rejection on a regular basis. My hat goes off to all the men who try, fail and continue to try! 3. Condoms - We understand that it must feel very claustrophobic for your little Princess Sophia to be tightly wrapped up in latex... but understand that pregnancy/abortions are expensive and herpes never dies! 4. You Die Sooner - Death is something that everyone has to face, it just sucks that men have a few years less to spend on the earth. But just think of it like this, when you die your wife is going to be left with nothing to mend her broken heart... except for all your money, personal belongings and pension. I kid. Not really. 6 more reasons why it sucks to be a dude after the jump! Continue reading Why It Sucks To Have A Penis