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HUMP DAY: Vamp Sex, Teen Sex, Racist Porn, Celebrity Porn, Viagra, The #s Game & Twincest!!!

True Blood Rolling Stone Cover
The September issue of Rolling Stone features a blood splattered threesome: True Blood's Oscar Winner Anna Paquin, fiance Stephen Moyer & Swedish Sex-Bomb Alexander Skarsgard. (I wouldn't mind getting in the middle of that Vampwich!)
Teenage Sex: It Won't Ruin Your Life
The study reported that teens in committed relationships did not appear to have lower GPAs than those who abstained from sex. However, it appears that the loosey goosies out there are a little dumber than the average one-partner-pumba.
Porn: Sexy Racism
But like in any industry minorities (and women) are generally marginalized. However, the porn industry is unique because it is the one industry in which women can demand more money than men and the racial diversity is certainly more prevalent than in feature films.
Fishburne Shuns Daughter For Sex Tape Release
Speaking of Porn... Montana Fishburne is in the news again! For those of you who haven't heard Montana Fishburne (daughter of Lawrence) is releasing a personal sex tape through Vivid Entertainment.
Love & Other Drugs Movie Trailer
A beautiful love story about an asshole who meets his match, only to find out that she's actually dying, set against the backdrop of the initial release of Viagra.
The #s Game: Women's Sexual Partners
The #s Game is a tricky one to play. Rarely is there a winner, most of the times either partner comes off looking prude or slutty, neither of which is very flattering. However for these prudey sluts, they're in a whole other league of #s play. Shout it from the rooftops ladies!
Twincest: The Joy Of Sharing Identical DNA
Hugh Heffner's ex-twin-girlfriends, 20 year-old Kristina and Karissa Shannon decided a little family PDA was in order. And so this picture came about of the identical twin sister wannabe playmates kissing.
So you're probably wondering what this is. Well, dear readers, this is the new format of RadCooks! Yes RadCooks is finally getting the well-needed internal makeover it deserves! With mounting responsibility and shortened free time, MissBleecker is beginning to feel the pangs of loosing touch with her Radioactive roots. So, in an effort to combat fatigue and general globbing laziness, I've decided to take a new approach. Every day there is going to be a different post on a category from the Radioactive Repertoire, and it will sum up all the best comings and goings of the previous week in said category. What does this look like? I'm glad you asked! Here's the rundown of what you readers have to look forward to (if I keep my word and work everything out.) Monday is Concession Stand, the Films/TV update. Tuesday is Beauty Binge, the Beauty update. Wednesday is Hump Day, the Sex update. Thursday is Music Notes, the Music update. Friday is The Rag Times, the Literature update. And Sunday is Weekend Purge, which will be a general update of everything that happened over the weekend. So that's the rundown. I hope this new format can be mutually beneficial in which it saves me time and effort and allows, you, the reader, to get a lot of information about many things and in all categories of popular culture... but mostly it's to save me time. So here's the first update, it's fitting that Hump Day is the first installment. I hope you all enjoy. Here's something to get you through the week! You've made it over the hump... it's all downhill from here!

Where In The World Is MissBleecker?!

To My Loyal & Deranged Readers, Where in the world is MissBleecker?! I'm sure that over the past few weeks this question has not only plagued your thoughts but tormented your dreams and perhaps even made you a little suspicious that I've been off gallivanting and writing for someone other than you. Well if that's what you thought, then you'd be correct. Dearest readers the search is over as MissBleecker's alter-ego (the regular one, BORING) has found a job. It's true, the Kla$$ier part of my mind is getting paid for legitimate work in the entertainment industry, and yes there's a bit of keyboard fingering involved. But back to the goods... I would apologize for not writing, but as I don't get paid for this (yet, *wink* *wink* advertisers!) I am not sorry! In all seriousness though, I want to do my best to bring my pre and post-grad lives together and keep you all informed and entertained with (mostly, but sometimes not) mindless bites. So what can you, the reader come to expect from the new RadCooks? Well for one, there are going to be less posts. Sorry but I am no longer spending my days in my PJs lying on a futon (as attractive that idea is, it's not really a sustainable lifestyle.) Ah, but don't fret my little babies, you'll still get the same bites, Cosmo recaps and snarky commentary as before. What's even better is I'm going to try (emphasis on TRY) to up the quality of my original posts, starting with a Retrospective on Katy Perry! Exciting! Look for that one this weekend. So sit on your mittens and hold on like hell (I don't know what that means) because RadCooks is going through some changes. I hope to keep you all along for the ride. Keep commenting, keep sharing posts and for God's sake will you bitches throw me some ideas? My brain is starting to hurt! Rainbows + Sunshine, <3 MissBleecker

WHAT I LEARNED: Italy Edition

Now I'm sure you all missed me very much while I was away, and I guess I kind of promised you guys an Italy post, but quit honestly, I learned too much to just limit this post to one thing... so, you get a little more bang for your buck in this one. Here's, What I Learned in Italy! Fanta - They only have Orange Fanta in Italy but it is 100Xs better than any orange soda in the states, and other than lots and lots of red wine, was the only thing I drank during my 10 day stay. Mozzarella di Bufala - We all love mozzarella, heck give me a string cheese on my worst day and it'll bring a smile to my face, but as it turns out, it tastes way better in Italy. Their secret? They use milk from water buffalos. Yeah, I thought it was weird at first too, but oh so delicious! Sexy Mayor and my FBD, Tommaso Pellegrino invites you to see 8 more things MissBleecker learned on her Italian vacation! Continue reading WHAT I LEARNED: Italy Edition

MissBleecker Needs A Vacation…

After sitting through The Human Centipede twice this week, MissBleecker is in need of some serious R&R (for those of you who don't know that means it's rest and relaxation, not rock and roll.) Anyway... I'm taking a mini-hiatus and exploring my roots in the mother country! That's right dearest readers, I'm going to Italy. Perhaps along with finding my heritage I'll find a story too! See you in 10 days! Ciao! Rainbows + Sunshine, MissBleecker

I Feel Closer To You Already!

With the all the great traffic and comments I've been getting I wanted to reach out to all you sickos out there! You can follow me on Twitter now! Yes, I've given in! And if you want you can even email me with your questions, comments, suggestions and the occasional prison correspondence! Follow Radioactive Cookies on Twitter https://twitter.com/RadCooks Email MissBleecker with questions, comments and suggestions. MissBleecker@gmail.com

Radioactive Cookies Under Construction

Dear Faithful & Deranged Readers, I want to thank you all for your ongoing support of my glob, RadCooks! The traffic it's been getting is far more than I could ever have imagined. I've been a bit slow with the posts recently, mostly because of school and completing my three jobs, however... I am now free of responsibility! Yes, I am unemployed and without school, crashing on my friends futon, blogging during the day in my pajamas, watching reruns of America: The Story of Us and taking care of our joint custody Digital Pet, Ursela. Anyway... this means I will be posting more. Even better, I got graduation money! And so I will be redesigning my glob. Check back soon for a whole new Radioactive Cookies! Rainbows & Sunshine, MissBleecker PS June Cosmo Recap Coming Soon!!!

Miss Tila Is Going To Give Me A Run For My Money

I don't usually do posts to completely bash someone, but bitch threw down the gauntlet. Tila Tequila, in her eternal wisdom has launched her own celebrity gossip blog, MissTilaOMG.com. Let's put aside the fact that Miss Tila stole my first name, yeah I'm the only one in the world who was using "Miss" before her! In the video below Miss Tila claims she's going to be dethroning some bloggers, she's aiming high with TMZ but we all know that her STD coated sword is going to be looking for my neck. Now I don't know about y'all but I always envisioned a world where all bloggers, bad and good, celebrity and political, could just get along. But I will say this, if Miss Tila tries to knock me out of my 7,006,536,634th spot on WorldsBestBlogs.com she's going to be losing more than her lame ass MTV reality show! You don't fuck with MissBleecker babycakes!

Do You Remembah?! (EWF Reference)

Do you? Do you remember? It doesn't seem like so long ago that I made this (some say epic) failed attempt to reach out to the masses and bestow my anti-knowledge unto the world. Well, I'm back... again. Revamping the wearied Hypothetically Speaking... Blog, which, like one of my favorite TV shows, Freaks and Geeks was brutally snuffed out in it's freshman year, or in this case, entry. And so, as the old saying goes, and as I go because I know a lot of old sayings, out with the old and in with the new. Welcome to Radioactive Cookies or RadCooks as it would now be abbreved. Don't you hate modern laziness?! Please don't try to discern anything from the title, it came to me in a dream, literally, and quite rightly summarizes what you will be reading here. Continue reading Do You Remembah?! (EWF Reference)