Do you? Do you remember? It doesn't seem like so long ago that I made this (some say epic) failed attempt to reach out to the masses and bestow my anti-knowledge unto the world. Well, I'm back... again. Revamping the wearied Hypothetically Speaking... Blog, which, like one of my favorite TV shows, Freaks and Geeks was brutally snuffed out in it's freshman year, or in this case, entry. And so, as the old saying goes, and as I go because I know a lot of old sayings, out with the old and in with the new. Welcome to Radioactive Cookies or RadCooks as it would now be abbreved. Don't you hate modern laziness?! Please don't try to discern anything from the title, it came to me in a dream, literally, and quite rightly summarizes what you will be reading here. Come on Bleecker, who's dick are you pulling? No one's going to read your fucking blog. Blogs are for douchebags. I blog, therefore I am. I digress. FUCK! Did I mention I have quite a vulgar mouth? It probably has to do with the fact that I was raised in a barn. Sorry mom! So, the big questions, all of you (0 people) are wondering is, why? Why are you resorting to douchebaggery and revamping your blog? God, I gag when I hear that word. Well, my little chickadees, there could be many answers to that burning question. Is it because I have important things to say? No. Is it because people adore me? Most certainly not. Is it because blogging (there's that word again) has become most popular of recent and I want to try my hand at it? Nah. Is it because I intern at a blog? Not really. You're wondering when this is going to stop aren't you? I've got one more! Is it because I love blogs (gagging)? No, well, yes, but this is not the reason. The reason is simple. I am lazy. But MissBleecker, if you're so lazy why would you want to spend extra time on a blog (vomit rising)? Well my dearies, whilst I am incredibly lazy, I am also a big procrastinator. So basically anything I can do to not do real stuffs, I will do. How many times is a person allowed to say "do" in one sentence? And so, while I am still in school, I will put off real work to do fake blog (oh, it's okay, I think I swallowed it) work. And then when I do graduate and join the bagillions of other jobless people in the dog-eat-hypoallergenic-dog world, I will have something to look forward to. Even if it is a sad, pathetic, 4 hit (if I'm lucky) blog - excuse me. Ugh, yeah it all came up. I'm good now though. So, sit back, relax, pop some popcorn, hide it in your purse, run to Duane Reade and grab a soda, because you certainly aren't going to pay movie theatre prices in this economy, and enjoy the show! Here's a taste of what you can look forward to in posts to come. (If I ever get around to writing them.) Reviews on Dick Flicks, such as Avatar and why I'm the only person in the world that FUCKING HATED it! Come one people, it's "Titanic" in space! Reviews on Chick Flicks, such as Valentine's Day and why they simultaneously give women unrealistic expectations of men and portray us as CRAZY! More Hypotheticals, look for the one on Auto-Oral, new post to cum (I went there.) Plenty of Cookies, bite-sized morals of radioactive goodness (oh you'll see.) And much, much more!