It seems that George Lopez really knows how to sweet talk the ladies. First with his fated Vajazzle Interview with Jennifer Love Hewitt and now with Julie Bowen and what she likes to call the "double football hold." Bowen, who plays the tightly wound Claire on Modern Family brought a picture of herself breastfeeding her one year old twins. "They suck the fat out of you. They call it the 'double football hold.' You hold one here, and here [gesturing to her breasts], like two footballs. [This is] the end of my career." Au contraire, you just showed your breasts on national television (is TBS national television?) this is just the beginning of a full, fruitful and perky career! Good for you Julie Bowen, for showing America what it looks like to breastfeed. If men are allowed to walk around without shirts, and we are forced to come face to face with their hairy, sweaty, beer gut-y torsos then why is it that when a mother tries to feed her child in public she's met with rolled eyes and disgusted smirks? I say no more! From now on, I will be staging a protest! For every man I see without his shirt on this summer, I'm going to flash a random stranger! I will have the words "Free" and "Tits" written on Paris and Nicole (that's what I named them back when those two were friends, no wonder they've been seeming a litter further apart recently...)