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OSCARS 2010: The Biggest Battle Of The Sexes EVER!!!

Take me to Oscar Predictions. Each year the Oscars are a blood bath of designer gowns, divaness and reaction shots, and the Oscars 2010 are going to be the most epic bare knuckle fight EVER! For the first time, they don't have just 5 nominees, but 10! 10 movies! I had to watch 10 movies, including Avatar! I digress, we'll get to Avatar later. But yes, 10 films have been nominated for best picture. I'm still flabbergasted. And although the films themselves should be at the forefront of the race for Oscar gold, that's not even close to being the case. The Oscars 2010 is shaping up to be the biggest battle of the sexes ever! Kathryn Bigelow, director of The Hurt Locker, and James Cameron, director of Avatar, previous 3 time Oscar winner for Titanic, are duking it out with the most nominations, 9 each. Their respective films represent exactly what the film industry is nowadays; a titanic director (pun intended) creates an epic work, loved the world over for technological advances but not story. Then we have a virtual unknown who makes waves out of ripples with her little film that could, which is pipelined with depth but had previously not been publicized well. However, that's not even the best of it, Bigelow and Cameron are exes. Yeah, they were married. Continue reading OSCARS 2010: The Biggest Battle Of The Sexes EVER!!!

“THE RUNAWAYS” REVIEW: Men, You Can’t Stomach This Kind Of Gore

Check out the trailer for The Runaways starring Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning. While you're in a video watching mood, check out baby Cherie Currie and baby Joan Jett performing "Cherry Bomb" in Japan circa 1977. Rock on ladies! WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, WAIT UNTIL FUCKING MARCH 19 AND PAY $12.50, OR A FEW BUCKS LESS IF YOU LIVE IN NOT NYC (WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D BE READING THIS IF YOU DIDN'T, OR EVEN IF YOU DID FOR THAT MATTER.) Nothing says chick flick like blood... menstrual blood that is. The Runaways opens with a single drop of Scorsese Red blood falling onto the pavement, as the camera moves up a mature Dakota Fanning's leg to reveal the source. Blood streams down her leg from under her mini skirt as she and her sister run to a nearby public restroom, exchange panties, and do the old pad made out of napkins song and dance. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about, men, I'm sorry I ruined the fantasy. Women bleed! Continue reading “THE RUNAWAYS” REVIEW: Men, You Can’t Stomach This Kind Of Gore

THE FRENCH NEW WAVE: Eiffel Tower Meets Menage a Trois

A toothy comedy about shoulder biting.
As some of you may know our fair President has signed his first law, giving equal pay to women! Hooray! As an ardent feminist, in honor of the new law I will dedicate my first blog to feminists all over the world! France has given the USofA many a great thing, the Statue of Liberty, toast, fries, kissing, the menage a trois and most recently, the Eiffel Tower! And no, I'm not talking about that giant erection in the middle of the field of grass... not figuratively at least... I promise I'm going somewhere with this. So what exactly is the difference between a menage et trois and an Eiffel Tower? I'm glad you asked. This question leads me to my hypothetical of the day! Hypothetically speaking, should a hetero male engage in a menage a trois with a female and another hetero male?
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