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SIGOURNEY WEAVER: Benedict Arnold To The Female Race

Sigourney Weaver is a traitor to women! Here's what she had to say about James Cameron losing to, ex-wife, Kathryn Bigelow in the Oscars,
Jim didn't have breasts, and I think that was the reason. He should have taken home that Oscar. In the past, 'Avatar' would have won because they [Oscar voters] loved to hand out awards to big productions, like 'Ben-Hur.' Today it's fashionable to give the Oscar to a small movie that nobody saw.
That's right Sigourney, Jimmy Boy lost the Oscars because he has a penis. I don't know what we were thinking, I mean it's not like women have never been held back because of our genitalia! How rude! Sigourney is so right, we should definitely reward filmmakers for spending a lot of money on a big production, because really, that's what filmmaking is supposed to be about, right?! We shouldn't give awards to films nobody saw, even if they are far superior to Avafuckingtar, because that would be un-American and sexist! Thank you, Sigourney Weaver, for opening our eyes to the atrocities of the world!
The breasts that launched a thousand ships.
Via Dlisted

BIGELOW WINS THE BREAKUP! …Oh, And 2 Oscars

Take me to Oscar Predictions James Cameron might have won the box office battle but Kathryn Bigelow certainly won the war. Bigelow made Oscar history tonight by being the first woman to ever win an Oscar for Best Directing. Not only did Bigelow cock slap ex Cameron with her history making win, but homegirl didn't even have time to get back to her seat before Tom Hanks did a driveby announcement of best picture. Seriously, that show was running a bit long but I didn't expect Tom to be so quick about it (just like a man.) Hosts Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin joked that the show was so long "Avatar now takes place in the past." All in all, I think the Oscars really hit it on the nose this year. Yeah, it was corny and narcissistic, it's the Oscars! But the hosts hit some high notes, the skits were funny and the correct people won the correct awards. Here's to 2011 and hoping we have wonderful films this year! *shooting star* BTDubs, that last paragraph, totally going to be my audition piece for Oscar TelePrompTer (my spell check corrected it to this, why the weird caps?) Writer School! 😉 One more thing before I go... what a difference a decade makes. Jump to see how my predictions did. 10 1/2 out of 12, not too shabby if I don't say so myself! Check out all the Winners! Continue reading BIGELOW WINS THE BREAKUP! …Oh, And 2 Oscars

LOST MUCHNESS: “Alice” Marks The Decline Of Burton, Takes Depp Down With Him

Last year I went to see My Bloody Valentine in 3D and I made a comment that I wished every movie would be in 3D. Well one year and one Avatar later and it looks like my wish might come true... and all I can do is blame myself. It really kills me to have to write this post, but after I saw Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland yesterday, I'm afraid it must be done. Tim Burton, one of my favorite directors, has noticeably hit a slump over the past few years, and with his latest work, it doesn't look like he's going in the right direction anytime soon. The Alice reboot, which is actually a sequel, has been a highly anticipated film since it was announced. The clout around it grew and grew, and therefore, going into this movie I naturally had very low expectations, because, let's face it, when people expect good things from things and/or people they usually disappoint. The reviews have been lukewarm at best, most of them seemed rather let down by the film in general. Variety said of the pic,
But for all its clever design, beguiling creatures and witty actors, the picture feels far more conventional than it should; it's a Disney film illustrated by Burton, rather than a Burton film that happens to be released by Disney.
Continue reading LOST MUCHNESS: “Alice” Marks The Decline Of Burton, Takes Depp Down With Him

OSCARS 2010: The Biggest Battle Of The Sexes EVER!!!

Take me to Oscar Predictions. Each year the Oscars are a blood bath of designer gowns, divaness and reaction shots, and the Oscars 2010 are going to be the most epic bare knuckle fight EVER! For the first time, they don't have just 5 nominees, but 10! 10 movies! I had to watch 10 movies, including Avatar! I digress, we'll get to Avatar later. But yes, 10 films have been nominated for best picture. I'm still flabbergasted. And although the films themselves should be at the forefront of the race for Oscar gold, that's not even close to being the case. The Oscars 2010 is shaping up to be the biggest battle of the sexes ever! Kathryn Bigelow, director of The Hurt Locker, and James Cameron, director of Avatar, previous 3 time Oscar winner for Titanic, are duking it out with the most nominations, 9 each. Their respective films represent exactly what the film industry is nowadays; a titanic director (pun intended) creates an epic work, loved the world over for technological advances but not story. Then we have a virtual unknown who makes waves out of ripples with her little film that could, which is pipelined with depth but had previously not been publicized well. However, that's not even the best of it, Bigelow and Cameron are exes. Yeah, they were married. Continue reading OSCARS 2010: The Biggest Battle Of The Sexes EVER!!!