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An Open Letter On Lindsay Lohan

Dear World Wide Web, Up until now I have not posted or commented about what's been going on with Lindsay Lohan. While I do find the case interesting and I do like to make light on celebrities' misfortunes, I also respect when something is and should be dealt with with a certain amount of tact. It is in my opinion that the effect the media, especially blogs, has been having on the case and Lindsay has only complicated matters worse. Today a verdict was issued, Lindsay Lohan must serve 90 days in jail on 3 different counts, followed by 90 days of rehabilitation services. While I do feel that Lindsay had been given numerous chances to prove herself to the court, and failed to every time, I also understand how she came to the point she has. I understand how she must have a very hard life, in all seriousness, I'm sure that the isolation from her family has made it very difficult for Lindsay to be under such a microscope as the public eye. I'm also sure that having your life scrutinized during very young and complicated times was not easy. And now this goes out to Lindsay's parents; if you love your daughter, now is the time to show her. Please step up and be real parents; support her and be there for her completely. I hope Lindsay learns something from her experience over those 6 months, I hope she uses it to help her grow and I hope that she gets the support she needs to aid her. This letter might sound corny but I am being completely sincere and only speak now because this issue will be receiving some rest. Rainbows + Sunshine, <3 MissBleecker PS If you want to see the TMZ video or pictures from the court room then google it because you're not going to find that shit here. Now crawl bitches!

Why It Sucks To Be A Lesbian

If you know me ask me to sing a song for you I wrote about lesbians. It's both tender and hysterical! 1. Syncing Up - It's hard enough being around people when you're perioding, it's even harder being around your boyfriend, it's even fucking harder when your boyfriend is actually a woman who also has her period! Kudos to the ladies who can do it, but if it were me, I'd just quote The L Word 24/7, "I hope you bleed soon!" 2. Porn Lesbians vs. Real Lesbians - Porn fantasticizes (yeah I said fantasticizes!) lesbian sex. They usually hire (broke) straight women to do the nasty and the result is something less than accurate. 3. Butch - As all gay men are not Queens, not all lesbians are butch, man-hating, Birkenstock wearing dykes. Dive for 4 more reasons it sucks to go down! Continue reading Why It Sucks To Be A Lesbian