If you know me ask me to sing a song for you I wrote about lesbians. It's both tender and hysterical!
1. Syncing Up - It's hard enough being around people when you're perioding, it's even harder being around your boyfriend, it's even fucking harder when your boyfriend is actually a woman who also has her period! Kudos to the ladies who can do it, but if it were me, I'd just quote The L Word 24/7, "I hope you bleed soon!"
2. Porn Lesbians vs. Real Lesbians - Porn fantasticizes (yeah I said fantasticizes!) lesbian sex. They usually hire (broke) straight women to do the nasty and the result is something less than accurate.
3. Butch - As all gay men are not Queens, not all lesbians are butch, man-hating, Birkenstock wearing dykes.
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If you know me ask me to sing a song for you I wrote about lesbians. It's both tender and hysterical!
1. Syncing Up - It's hard enough being around people when you're perioding, it's even harder being around your boyfriend, it's even fucking harder when your boyfriend is actually a woman who also has her period! Kudos to the ladies who can do it, but if it were me, I'd just quote The L Word 24/7, "I hope you bleed soon!"
2. Porn Lesbians vs. Real Lesbians - Porn fantasticizes (yeah I said fantasticizes!) lesbian sex. They usually hire (broke) straight women to do the nasty and the result is something less than accurate.
3. Butch - As all gay men are not Queens, not all lesbians are butch, man-hating, Birkenstock wearing dykes.
Dive for 4 more reasons it sucks to go down!
Continue reading Why It Sucks To Be A Lesbian