Now you've been hearing about The No List. What is The NO List? Well The NO List is a list of costume ideas I've compiled that you should NOT be. Why? Because EVERYONE else will be that thing. One year I almost had to break up a fight between a pair of Quail Men that thought they were each the better. There is only one word for this: unacceptable. There are plenty of things to dress up as, there's no reason to see double on Halloween for any other reason than alcohol. Come on people, let's be original! The NO List Lady Gaga Michael Jackson The Joker The cast of Jersey Shore Katy Perry a la California Gurls Avatar thingies Jesus Alex from A Clockwork Orange Dick in a Box Marilyn Monroe Sarah Palin Anything Alice in Wonderland Anything Twilight Any type of Feline Bunnies and/or Rabbits Anyone from ANY Tarantino Film ALL Superheros Pimps & Hos (including gender reversals) Straight men in drag without a purpose The Village People Ninja Turtles Anything that requires a Suit Bad Couplestumes that are sexual innuendos (i.e. plug & socket) ANYTHING FROM RICKY'S