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GLEE: Not Like A Virgin Anymore

"OMG The Madonna Episode of Glee!" Is what I would say if I were 16 and living in 1987. This episode is about two great things: sex and women's rights! As you remember, in high school, everyone is a virgin; from the gleeks to the quarterback to the guidance counselor (?). The episode starts out with Rachel and the other ladies of Glee Club bitching about men, as women usually do; how much pressure there is on them, men don't appreciate them, they make less money, men beat them senseless, blah, blah, blah... save it for Oprah! Jesse St. James (aka FBD - Future Baby Daddy) wants to do the deed with Rachel but she's just not ready and so he gets mad and storms out without even taking his Care Bear! Heartless creep! Santana needs a younger man and since Finn is 3 days her junior she decides to activate his V-card. Meanwhile Emma & Will still haven't gotten past over-the-clothes-fondling and she's edging on 40 Year-Old Virgin status. So lets see, that's 3, count them, 1, 2, 3 virgins who decide to pop their cherries in one episode! Isn't there a Madonna song about that?! Just wait until after the commercial break! More on Glee & Kurt Outfit Watch 2010 after the jump! FBD urges you to read on! Continue reading GLEE: Not Like A Virgin Anymore

GLEE aka Burnt Filet Mignon

That's an O-face if I've ever seen one!
I've been on the fence about the new Fox musical, Glee, since it's inception. The sneak peek summer episode was fabulous and reminiscent of Election, but when the seasons started the flare seemed to fizzle out. I couldn't place my finger on it, but I watched the first episode, after the hiatus, and by Jove, I've got it! The perfect analogy for Glee, Glee is an overdone filet mignon! The idea is good, everyone loves filet mignon, it's unique and rare and scrumptious. But... if you cook it for too long, like anything else, it will burn. Glee is overdone. There I said it! Now some seem to think the overdoneness of Glee is part of it's charm, and I'm not saying I don't find the show entertaining (I do), but from a storytelling standpoint, it just doesn't work. After the Glee Club won sectionals, the show took a break to prepare for the upcoming half of the season. Since we've come back, nothing has changed, I repeat in caps locks, NOTHING HAS CHANGED! The principle is still threatening to cancel Glee Club, again their survival rests on winning an upcoming competition (season finale anyone?), Sue is back as Cheerio Coach and trying to bring the Glee Club down, Will is still whining about how "life just isn't fair," Rachel is still getting slurpied, Kurt still wears funny clothes, Mercedes is still a diva, Artie's still in a wheelchair, the Asian guy still dances and doesn't talk and the various love triangles are still fucking complicated as fuck! These are the same exact storylines from the first half of the season! If Glee can't even last a season without repeating stories, the show is going to have a short lifespan. Step it up! For more on Glee and my new love, Jesse St. James, JUMP! Continue reading GLEE aka Burnt Filet Mignon